orange slices

posted in OHC834 on Oct 03, 2024
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orange slices are delicious

when you cut them in half

you push your fingers to the middle

to get the pulp out intact


you slice it slice it

again and again

you slice it slice it

again and again


slice that orange up you asshole

slice that orange up you asshole

slice that orange up you bitch


you bitch!

eat that orange, bitch!


biooooootch!

(the song is supposed to be funny, i apologize if you were offended by the lyrics) <3


i need a bobcat

posted in OHC818 on Jun 13, 2024
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the house is abandoned

it's covered with ivy

nasty oak trees and mice that are lively

gonna need to gut it

or call and excavator

pay that dude double

to cover his medical bills


i guess i, i

i need a bobcat

to start the process

call a trucking company

and ask about rentals


the process of demolition

Fish Grease Silk Sheets

posted in OHC815 on May 23, 2024
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Fish Grease

I lay you down on the silk sheets

we're gonna have a good time tonight

damn, them sheets cost fifty dollars at walmart

oh yeah

electric guitar

bass solo

oh yeah

i'm not getting silk sheets

the dogs tore a hole in it again



where dem sea monstas at

posted in OHC810 on Apr 18, 2024
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have fun at the ohc. this is a recreation of a song called "intro" by ruthless juveniles with new lyrics. they were an old school new orleans rap group from the early nineties.

cream crop

posted in OHC798 on Jan 25, 2024
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look it's strawberries in the thatch. you could put cream on it and have a wonderful treat walking on the path to salvation. says the old man after he played brutal death metal.

gravy cakes part 1

posted in OHC787 on Nov 09, 2023
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robin hood was corrupted by the baker who gave him 200 cakes in exchange.

give it back robin!

give it back!

you're suppossed to be giving that to the poor!

rob from the rich and give to the big babies.

Hey Boxy Way

posted in OHC783 on Oct 12, 2023
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Hey Pocky Way by The Meters cover. I'm using ohc as practice, I hope yall don't mind. Imagine celebrating mardi gras in a small box on bourbon street.

Pumpkin Patch Blues

posted in OHC781 on Sep 28, 2023
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We are playing blues in the pumkin patch, big baby. you big, big baby. Ask Me No Questions by B. B. King cover. arrangement based on Albert King with Stevie Ray Vaughn

powerade waterfall

posted in OHC127 on Mar 17, 2011
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this song is made with powerade fruit punch and love. there is a falling building in the beginning instead of a waterfall.

it's falling, so that's pretty close i guess.

weird stuff

posted in OHC092 on Jul 08, 2010
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it's supposed to be funny. invaded by birds.

this is freestyle on ninjam with a drummer named hand33. i'm a weirdo. lol

this isn't very good

posted in OHC079 on Apr 08, 2010
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sorry, i'm experimenting....i guess it's kinda fun to experiment and let you guys hear it. i'm not really sure why it's fun to me, but it is. thank you guys.
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OHC800 Feb 15, 2024
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OHC787 Nov 14, 2023
OHC782 Oct 12, 2023
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DDC05 Jun 18, 2010
DDC04 Jun 08, 2010
OHC082 Apr 30, 2010
OHC079 Apr 14, 2010
OHC076 Mar 21, 2010
OHC074 Mar 07, 2010
OHC070 Feb 09, 2010
OHC068 Jan 28, 2010
OHC067 Jan 17, 2010
OHC066 Jan 13, 2010
OHC061 Nov 19, 2009
OHC060 Nov 09, 2009
OHC058 Oct 22, 2009
OHC055 Oct 08, 2009
OHC054 Sep 24, 2009
OHC052 Sep 14, 2009
OHC051 Sep 08, 2009
OHC050 Aug 31, 2009