One Hour Compo - Round 58 (OHC058)

Votes (13)

Oct 22, 2009 Arcana
  1. where are my synths?!!
    OA
  2. Race to the Ends of the Earth
    LuIzA
  3. The Rocking Turismo
    Level99
Guitar work wins out tonight!
Oct 22, 2009 Oinkness
  1. Racing Kitties for Halt
    diotrans
  2. the racing turd
    bjkmenu
  3. Racing for Beer
    theshaggyfreak
Funny, funny, and funny
Oct 22, 2009 Draconiator
  1. where are my synths?!!
    OA
  2. The Rocking Turismo
    Level99
  3. Racing Kitties for Halt
    diotrans
I just love 'em all.
Oct 22, 2009 theshaggyfreak
  1. where are my synths?!!
    OA
  2. Race to the Ends of the Earth
    LuIzA
  3. Heartless Boss on a Boat
    Oinkness
Lots of good rock...and strange rap. :) Good stuff!
Oct 22, 2009 Halt
  1. Racing Kitties for Halt
    diotrans
  2. where are my synths?!!
    OA
  3. Race to the Ends of the Earth
    LuIzA
#1 Racing Kitties, YAY! This made me happy :T

#2 Bad ass solo/guitar. awesome, i want moar please.

#3: Luiza.... Yet again an AMAZING Entry. :D ;D :D :D

Halts Report:

Yeah, go music. Cause Music is fun, and stuff. :D
Oct 22, 2009 LuIzA
  1. The Rocking Turismo
    Level99
  2. Pumping the Line
    trenthian
  3. Racing for Beer
    theshaggyfreak
this week had awesome entries, congrats to everyone!
Oct 22, 2009 bjkmenu
  1. Heartless Boss on a Boat
    Oinkness
  2. Racing for Beer
    theshaggyfreak
  3. tertouch brilliance
    Flik
I went with entertainment value this time.
Oct 23, 2009 liquidwind
  1. Pumping the Line
    trenthian
  2. Race to the Ends of the Earth
    LuIzA
  3. where are my synths?!!
    OA
Trenthian

I envy your synth rock skills so much

LuIzA

fast kick ass rock, reminds me a little of f-zero X :)

OA

nice shred, again reminds me a little of f-zero before GX...happened
Oct 27, 2009 Level99
  1. Race to the Ends of the Earth
    LuIzA
  2. where are my synths?!!
    OA
  3. tertouch brilliance
    Flik
Instead of doing normal reviews, I�m just going to say how each song related to racing in my head, sort of stream-of-consciousness (am I using that concept correctly?) I swear I�m not on drugs, just following my crazy imagination inspired by your music:

Arcana: Umm�.the pit crew stopped at a goofy fast food place to get milkshakes and fries, and to look at the MILFs taking their kids to the playground there.

Biznut: Corneria GP 150cc! Needs some more volume though, and more treble. Good luck with the WIP, though.

Bjkmenu: Diddy Kong Racing in the jungle, then getting off to a late start off the line in Mario Kart, and then�.relaxed virtua racing.

Diotrans: RACING KITTIES! This was stuck in my head at lunch with Brushfire. These kitties are racing so nicely, and they have cute little helmets in their cute little kitty cars! FOR HALT! Happy cat racing.

Draconiator: Opening montage to racing-game �94, presented by EA-bisoft. WHOOSH! The cars are all racing fast, but orderly, and doing some kind of robot dance. Light switch racing rave! LONG light switch racing rave for an OHC, nicework. Actually kind of has a Trackmania vibe to it.

Flik: You were invisible during the listening party, but I knew where you and your bloody ***** was�somewhere IN SPACE. Racing in a dirty warehouse in downtown Baltimore, gritty drums. Then the cops spot you, but you ditch them, tension is building with your rival. GO GO GO! Almost there�.fuck�.we stopped. DAMNIT the car broke, now we have to push it up this hill. Slowly. Why did I bother buying a Kia?

InvisibleObserver: Racing in silent hill. Your car looks like one of those no-face monsters, and you�re racing through really thick fog to find your flashlight and your radio. Chopped amazing drums <3 oh crap�.it�s night�and there�s something crawling on my ARM! Ahhh, back to racing. Okay, I think we�re almost out of here, but�nah, we�re stuck in Silent Hill. Pass me a twix, we�re gonna be here a while, until we can get that rusty key to unlock that one door we didn�t try out of the thousands of doors that we�ve come across.

Level 99: And mother nature is telling me to SLOW DOWN WITH YOUR REMIXING, and I�m all like FUCK YOU and kicker her in the face with my ENERGY GUITARZ!

Liquidwind: Okay, racing kitties are back with a vengeance. They�re still in go-karts, but damnit if this isn�t the most intense kitty race that ever existed. No pit stops, and that one just cut off another one and the go-kart crashed and BLEW UP! HOLY CRAP! KITTY LIMBS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE! This is one fast ridiculous kitty-race. This would kick the crap out of Mario Kart.

LuIzA: HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP! Coolest racing game EVER! Going 110 miles per hour through a suburban neighborhood with ROCKET CANNONS! I can feel the pressure, the rivalry, the intensity�.this rocks. Hardcore. I would buy this game if it had this as title and track music, hands-down.

OA: Don�t fear the Reaper-race but no Cowbell�WHOA! Guitars, Daytoooona-style but like 10,000 times better. Happy chord progression makes me happy. Racing in the sunlight with a hot chick in a Porsche 911, then we go get starbucks.

OCRE: �.wtf, I was getting all intense to race to the sound of counting down-lights and then we started going 15 miles per hour through a flower bed of sunshine and roses and cuddly things. This race sucks, too slow. It�s like doing bumper cars where everyone is an idiot and can�t find the gas pedal, you can�t go anywhere. Get out of the car, girl, your 15 minutes are up.

Oinkness: RAULPH THE MUPPET IS STANDING ON A FRIGGIN� BOAT! She�s apparently cold and heartless, and like a boss, but you like bagels and autotune.

theshaggyfreak: Nascar reality racing �94 soundtrack�or Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing music. Your truck is old and rusty and has gunshots from when you�re drunk, which is all the time. I think you lied in your story: I think you died on the way by hitting a horse with your truck. Though if your wife did shoot you cause you didn�t get beer, your wife truly sucks. I didn�t know the afterlife had record labels for racing hicks.

trenthian: OWW SAWS! RACING SAWS AND SYNTHS! Tron pimped his ride for this, and got a cool drummer to play whenever he�s on the lightcycle. Either that or he�s playing gradius, that�d be cool too. Racing gradius. My ears are still bleeding from the saws, they need to slow down or they�re going to get a ticket. Oh look, megaman showed up to race too. What a cool racing party. Has lots of lasers and strobes, but its missing JC Denton, and he knows how to get down and boogie.
Oct 28, 2009 FinetalPies
  1. The Rocking Turismo
    Level99
  2. racing with cats
    liquidwind
  3. Hyperion - Think you can take me?
    Draconiator
These choices were fairly obvious to me once I had listened to all the entries a few times. They're all full of energy and motion; suiting the theme well, in different ways.
The Rocking Turismo especially stands out to me as a racing song, maintaining it's fury the whole way through. Of course, having played Gran Turismo in my youth gives it that edge of nostalgia.
Oct 29, 2009 InvisibleObserver
  1. Pumping the Line
    trenthian
  2. Race to the Ends of the Earth
    LuIzA
  3. where are my synths?!!
    OA
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Oct 29, 2009 JH Sounds
  1. Love on the Raceway
    OCRE
  2. I don't even know what this is
    Arcana
  3. the racing turd
    bjkmenu
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