Hands on my posterior

posted in 2HTS269 on May 26, 2019
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Words that I liiiiiike
Like Summer Rain
Make me happy

Words that I like
Don't include
Stuff like
Radioactiwe almoooonds

Songs that I like
Like dayhem by david kirk
Make me happy

Songs that I like
Don't include
Stuff like
Radioactive almooons

When will you come back
What time do you call this
If only you'd call home
How could you leave alone
I need to feel your touch
Your finger up my butt
Your hand on my posterior
You make me feel inferior

Cattle out in space

posted in 2HTS268 on May 19, 2019
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Hello, how you been doing?
I just came from outer space
Have you ever been there?
Have you ever been there?

So how am I doing?
I just came from outer space
Got pretty alone out there
yeah it's pretty alone out there

I was driving cattle
the cattle out in space
Riding out the evenings
There's nothing in this place

I could do that or
I could go back to my home land
Sitting in the evenings
I got nothing for a plan

I was driving horses
the horses out in space
Riding out the mornings
Ain't nothing in this place

I could do that or
I could go back to my home land
Sitting in the mornings
I got nothing for a plan

French Toast

posted in 2HTS180 on Sep 10, 2017
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Madames...
Monsieurs...
Bonsoir

No I don't really wanna boast
No I don't really wanna boast
Maybe you care more than most
From now on I'll be eating french toast

Count on me

posted in 2HTS174 on Jul 30, 2017
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Hey you sitting by yourself there
Looking all sad and lonely by yourself there
Oh you look like you need a friend
Oh you look like you need to be cheered up

Hey when you're feeling on your own here
Just remember that you're not alone here
Think and count out aloud your friends
Think and count them all one by one

0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Nobody loves me
0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Nobody loves me
0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Nobody loves me
0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Someone loves you

Heard you said that it's a curse
Living in this universe
Well you can count on me
It's easy as
1 2 3 1 2 3 1 2 3
Ain't no secret to feeling happy

Heard you said that it's a farce
Living under all these stars
Well you can count on me
It's easy as
1 2 3 1 2 3 1 2 3
Ain't no secret to feeling happy

Hey you were sitting by yourself there
Looking all sad and lonely by yourself there
Oh I knew that you needed a friend
Oh I knew that you needed to be cheered up

Hey you were feeling on your own here
Just remember that you're not alone here
Think and count out aloud your friends
Think and count them all one by one

Why oh why do I hate myself
Just what will it take for me to love myself

1 1 1 1 1 1
Nobody loves me
1 1 1 1 1 1
Nobody loves me
1 1 1 1 1 1
Nobody loves me
1 1 1 1 1 1
Someone loves you

I Am Not An Ubermensch

posted in 2HTS167 on Jun 11, 2017
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I am called an übermensch
I'm sitting here eating my rice and my bread
You know it's tough to be someone
Who likes to have his fun
But lacks another one
I am not an übermensch
I can't have both the rice and the bread
You know it's tough to be someone
Who likes to eat their carbs
But lacks the funds
I am not an übermensch
I can't have both the rice and the bread
You know it's tough to be someone
Who likes to have a snack
But can't have another one

Thumbing through it

posted in 2HTS164 on May 21, 2017
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I guess these are the lyrics?

Bumming (thumbing :/) through it
Finger finger finger finger
I wanna get right to it
Finger finger finger finger

Cumming (thumbing :L) through it
Finger finger finger finger
I wanna get right to it
Finger finger finger finger

Dash of Poison

posted in 2HTS163 on May 14, 2017
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Alchemy's a sin
Take one life and put one in
Spread the dosage thin
Carefully add a dash of poison

Alchemy's the end
Make one guess and then pretend
Get the royal stipend
Carefully add a dash of poison

Vision ReVision

posted in 2HTS156 on Mar 26, 2017
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I have a plan
I have a vision
So much for that
It needs revision

I'll think it over
Ignore demands
So what's the rush
It needs revision

I had a vision yesterday that I would turn the other way
Ignoring everything important I would sit alone and say
I have a vision here today but it's so easy to waste
As after all tomorrow couldn't be much further away

I had a plan
I had a vision
It's been a while
It needs revision

I thought it over
A year ago
There was no rush
It needs revision

I had a vision yesterday that I would turn the other way
Ignoring everything important I would sit alone and say
I have a vision here today but it's so easy to waste
As after all tomorrow couldn't be much further away

That was the plan
To have a vision
I'd wait a while
It needs revision

A change of plan
Is sorely needed
I better rush
It needs revision

Round & Down

posted in 2HTS154 on Mar 12, 2017
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It's a perfect day for skiing
Air is warm and sun is gleaming
Snow is smooth as you are skiing
Avalanche begins its rumbling

I was your friend
Not anymore
Something was loose
You're on the floor

You were my friend
Not anymore
Something went wrong
Now you're on the floor

I was your friend
That was before
Something was loose
Now you are sure

You were my friend
Not anymore
Something went wrong
Now you're on the floor

Round and round and round and round
Down and down and down and down
Round and round and round and round
Down and down and down and down

Down and down and down and down
Round and round and round and round
Down and down and down and down
Round and round and round and round

Friend Feather

posted in 2HTS151 on Feb 19, 2017
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I'm your friend feather
Hi! I'm flying high ~
With my friends, together
In the sky, the blue sky

Don't want to be a lone feather
Bye, I'm flying by ~
With no friends together
In the sky, the empty sky

But I'm your friend forever
Fly, now don't be shy
With our friends together
In the sky, my lovely sky

Never say never
Try, only try
With a friend together
In the sky a rumbling sky


Going far out to sea,
Where will the bird take me?
We'll all get to see,
That it's always lovely

Fallen off so suddenly
Where will the wind take me
Then I will get to see
That it's always lovely

Starfish Academy

posted in 2HTS150 on Feb 12, 2017
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Welcome to the starfish academy
So tell me are you ready?
Hell yeah
Are you ready?
Hell yeah
Let's go


Let's go swim!
(Let's go swim)
Let's find fish!
(Find some fish)
Wear the snorkel
(I wanna snorkel)
Take deep breaths
(Taking breaths!)

Look left for sharks
"
Look right for sharks
"
Check the pressure of your oxygen tank
(Checking the pressure of my oxygen take)
Don't worry about your oxygen tank
(Not worrying about my oxygen tank)

Full² - Dearest Brethren

posted in 2HTS149 on Feb 05, 2017
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A cooling breeze
The water laps the fields
Poppies are gratefully
Kissed by winds of tranquility

My dearest brethren
Sleep soundly once again
My dearest brethren
Sleep soundly once again

A shining sun
Peeks shyly through the leaves
Lays down it's tapestry
Embracing warm prosperity

The children need not know
And they will never care
But you were there
Yes you were there

My dearest brethren
Sleep soundly once again
My dearest brethren
Sleep soundly once again

A simple flower
Is all that I can give
Grown from pure gratitude and
soil fertilised by courage

Procedure 101

posted in 2HTS147 on Jan 22, 2017
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Containment breach in sector one
Commence evacuation
Containment breach in sector one
Follow procedure 101

Containment breach in sector four
Commence the closing of the blast door
Containment breach in sector four
There's no procedure error 404

(More instructions)

Evil creature
Devil feature
Bulkhead breacher
Dunno what the heck it is

Secret leecher
Satan's preacher
Grim reaper
Dunno what the heck it is

But I'm Floating

posted in 2HTS121 on Jul 24, 2016
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In a world above
I look down and realise there's no such thing as love
When you're not there
It's like I'm all on my own
There's a castle there
All this empty space with nobody to share
When you're not there
It's like I'm all on my own

And I'm really not quite sure what kicked it off
But I'm floating

And I'd really like to be back on the ground
But I'm floating

I float above without a care in the world
I am the king of all the places under
I'd like to fall if I could get a little closer
I'd like to fall because I can't even remember

I float above without a care in the world
I am the ruler of all the places under
I'd like to fall so I could stay a little longer
I'd like to fall because I'm only getting further

Bedroom (Now!)

posted in 2HTS117 on Jun 26, 2016
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Nextdoor neighbours going at it
Like a cat fancy that
Business workers going at it
Like a crow lots of dough
Highschool students going at it
Like a mule ain't it cool
antik isn't going at it
and I blame the tache

It is late in the afternoon
Everybody's going home soon
What will they do there
I don't think they'd ever share

If you hear a whisper
If you hear a moan
Don't pretend it's innocent
There's an undertone

Mister Cave

posted in 2HTS113 on May 29, 2016
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Oh mister cave
Let's explore together
Mister cave
Whatever the weather
Mister cave
I'll put my wellingtons on
Cause I'll be splashing in your puddles tonight

Burrowing deep to the core of the earth
Gold iron coal and the minerals of worth
I'm a
Cave cave cave cave
cave cave cave cave

Underground rivers you would like to surf
Playgrounds down here will bring you mirth
I'm a
Cave cave cave cave
cave cave cave cave

I feel so sure
Under the floor
Hide the light away from me Pretend we never came to be

I feel older
Under boulders
Take the time away from me
Pretend we lived in harmony

Give a big hand to my favourite caver
Mr David Kirk the raver
He loves the

He already doesn't get too much sunlight
After what he's done he'd be contrite in the

Get It Over (D'up Graveyard)

posted in 2HTS112 on May 22, 2016
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Walk like a living person
Drift like a zombie
I'm basking in this moonlight,
Stars that seem so bright

Float over endless headstones,
Phase through a memory
I'm sure this dress is velvet
But I can't feel it.

Get it over,
Get it over,
Get it over,
Please!

I was wondering
Full of wondering,
Oh when can I leave?

Long drives and stupid actions
My soul's delivery
Why don't we hear your tale
Who did you fail?

It's been a troubled journey
Somewhat unlikely
I have been suffocated
Death's unrelated

Limbo III

posted in 2HTS111 on May 15, 2016
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The journey to escape limbo was fantastical and we met a lot of friends along the way. As we are poised to exit the afterlife, the devil pleads one last time...

Self Imposed Imposter

posted in 2HTS110 on May 08, 2016
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Behold my mere civilities
This paper of abilities
It represents me at my best
(I had to make up all the rest)

I've listed my proclivities
See my responsibilities
They always say the only way
To grow up is to fake and say

I'm a child
Not an adult
Kinda wild
Plenty of faults
There were trials
And I did them
But I still feel like
A little shit

Take in my characteristics
This spectrum of my politics
It represents me at my worst
(I tried to hide the stuff that hurts)

I've set in motion all my tricks
Disqualified your other picks
They always say the only way
To grow up is to fake and play

(Ran out of time to put these in)
I'm a fraudster
Not an adult
Kinda wild
Plenty of faults
There were trials
And I fixed them
And I still know I'm
A little shit

Never Been Born

posted in 2HTS108 on Apr 24, 2016
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Atop the cliffs of beachy head
Where many fall, lie buried dead
More will join, they'll come along
To find a place where they belong

I stood amidst the howling wind
Upon that fate I sought
Wishing I had never
been born

I looked upon the massing rocks
An audience I thought
Wishing I had never
been born

The edge that beckons me
The edge that comforts me
A little bit closer's how
A little bit further now

The edge that quiets me
When I get direly
A little bit closer's how
I'm a little bit further now

Come
Give in to your whims
Let death
Take you in

Sweet child
I know how you feel
Something I can't understand is
Why do you cling to what you think is real?

I stood above a roaring sea
I'd conquer if I fought
Wishing I would join it
If torn

But now I know that's not for me
A whisper I had caught
Saying I had always
Been born

This Sock Is Useless

posted in 2HTS107 on Apr 17, 2016
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Everyone
has a pair
Special ones
They like to wear
Not for me
I don't care
Missing sock?
Awesome yeah

I don't need it back
For this sock is useless
Secret is they're all black
So I'll wear another

Amen, Not Semen

posted in 2HTS103 on Mar 20, 2016
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Today we're learning about reproduction
What happens between a man and a woman
God is involved because we are all christians
I thought it boring so to learn we're singing

*LESSON 1*

All of you tempted by sins of the worst
Let the lord inside you first
We understand that you youths have great thirst
But the lord deserves to come first

Find a nice lady and be sure to woo her
If you don't have one you'll get called a loser
Meet a gentleman who isn't too forceful
That's not allowed anymore (it's not lawful)

*LESSON 2*

All of you tempted by sins of the worst
Let the lord inside you first
We understand that you youths have great thirst
But the lord deserves to come first

When you are older you'll know what to do
And the lord will be there too
Even if you possess nary a clue
Know the lord will guide you through

Amen not semen and amen not semen

Pretty Awful

posted in WHC7 on Mar 17, 2016
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welcome to the land of self deprecation

I didn't want to use aquestone again but the soundfont I was using was out of tune or something? god knows

Rock and Roll Gal

posted in WHC6 on Mar 10, 2016
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Let's go riding on my bike
I am a rock and roll girl
We will we go wherever you like
Around the countryside

I am a rock and roll gal
I want you to be my pal
So I think maybe we shall
Get on my bike again and again

Father said behave yourself
You are a rock and roll girl
You can't go wherever you like
I am the one to decide

I am a rock and roll gal
I want you to be my pal
So I think maybe we shall
Get on my bike again and again

Meet and Share To

posted in 2HTS100 on Feb 28, 2016
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With every breath I
Carry my failings
Upon a journey to the people waiting

It doesn't matter who would doubt you
With friends like these you meet and share to

With every song I
Can taste improvement
In hand in hand we walk a forwards movement

It doesn't matter who ignores you
With friends like these to meet and share to

What will the theme be
What will the theme be
What will the theme be
This time

Heaven Goodbye
Japan The Sky
Dinos Nothing
Saudade Loving
Entoen's Emotional Rollercoaster

God is you
A dream come true
Minimalist
The little prince
2HTSquest the RPG

Sun and Moon
The brotherhood
The Seven sins
Your idol sings
Never forget plug.dj

All these themes
were done for free
We didn't get any money
So be thankful for what we have

With every party
I hear the talent
Feats deemed impossible are done nonchalant

It doesn't matter what inspires you
With friends like these to meet and share to

With every second
I find my purpose
The internet extends beneath the surface

It doesn't matter if they're far from you
With friends like these to meet and share to

Onbekend Sterrenstelsel

posted in WHC3 on Feb 20, 2016
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When times did trouble me
I sought your galaxy
Een sterrenstelsel
De sterrenstelsel

It was revealed to me
I fought reality
Jouw sterrenstelsel
Onze sterrenstelsel

How could it even be
A thought occured to me
Dat sterrenstelsel
Deze sterrenstelsels

Aren't even really free
Due to plurality
Lol sterrenstelsels
Rip sterrenstelsels

Warning: impossibly cute object approaching. Please make your prayers and time them. The mission begins now. Good luck.

Dinosaur Party

posted in 2HTS94 on Jan 17, 2016
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I think dinosaurs were great
cause with their hands they claw claw claw claw
I think dinosaurs could straight
up win a shouting match roar roar roar

If the dinosaurs were late
They'd have to knock the door door door door
If the dinosaurs were drunk
They'd throw up on the floor floor flor floor

We're at the dino
Dino party
In the cretaceous
It's audacious

Doing the dino
Dino dancing
From the triassic
It's a classic

Man at the Bus Stop

posted in 2HTS93 on Jan 10, 2016
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I met a man at the bus stop
He had a lot to say
Even though he was sad
I told him anyway

Entoen dropping nuggets of wisdom
Left right centre at the bus stop kingdom
Multiple choice was only an illusion
The fact you could help a mere delusion
What do we take from this solemn conclusion
2hts is a shitty ablution
Forget this mess let's go back to the start
All you need to do is follow your heart

I met a man at the bus stop
He wasn't sure of his part
Through the tears I told him
You have to follow your heart

Think about the things that mean things to you
Are they worth fighting for could you see things through
Is it true born anew you would just undo
All the hard work spent and the time spent too
If you got a second chance would you act more wisely
Mistakes of your life just repeat concisely
Stop thinking of the parts of the past
For it's future we're headed so let's follow your heart

I met a man at the bus stop
HE was in need of a chart
Drawing on paper I showed him
How he could follow his heart

I met a man at the bus stop
I met a man at the train stop
I met a man at the plane shop
I met a man who told me to stop
You met a man at the bus stop
You met a man at the train stop
You met a man at the plane shop
He probably still told me to stop

(YOU FREESTYLE AT HOME)

Always Dear

posted in 2HTS90 on Dec 20, 2015
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Always dear
You bring me blood
You bring me joy still
I will need some kind of blade
As these new ways grow
more

Always dear
You've brought me joy
In rampant slaughter
Not all things are built to last
And that's the way things go

I ask myself guns or explosions
Drones are not economically viable
I ask myself guns or explosions
Drones are not economically viable
(I ask myself guns or explosions
Drones are not economically viable)

Always dear
You bring me heads
You bring me wonder
I must make myself move on as
These new ways get
foul

Always dear
You've brought me joy
In rampant slaughter
Not all things are built to last
And that's the way things go

Soldier tells his wife that he loves her very much
So he goes to a foreign country as such
And comes back as a broken, bitter man
His love but a fart of his attention span

If you really were to care as much as you say
You would look after yourself get out of that fray
But it keeps on happening year on year
So don't believe those that say always dear

(I ask myself guns or explosions
Drones are not economically viable)

SEISMIC

posted in 2HTS88 on Dec 06, 2015
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Everybody in the club wanna go seismic
Chavs in the house like ey fam this sick
word up peak war little pinprick
girls going crazy drunk looking for the dick

pokey in the house he wanna go seismic
twistin fairchild mouse going click click
risers going up and the snares playing big
shit going down in this shindig

SEISMIC x 8

agent j in the room with a seismic buildup
everybody bracing themselves fuck some shit up
hey even the women got their dicks up
there's gotta be some kind of hold up

you gotta drop that motherfucker motherfucker
hey you gotta drop motherfucker motherfucker
listen you gotta drop motherfucker motherfucker
it ain't a choice do you get it motherfucker

SEISMIC x 8

antik be thirsty for a seismic crop
phippo be thirsty for a seismic drop
pokey you oasis man you gotta stop
we licking, we swallow, we drinking every drop

necro don't care about no seismic shop
we want yo shit in d minor, chop chop
gercr put his dick in his guitar, bop
pokey you a fountain man you gotta stop

SEISMIC x 8

Like a Broken Clock

posted in 2HTS84 on Nov 15, 2015
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In my sorrow
I do wallow
I want to though
Let me wallow

Haven't spoken
Left me broken
I would choke and
just stay broken

For the one thing that I know
Is I am broken
And of course you wouldn't know
That I am broken

I Fear, I Fear, I Fear

posted in 2HTS73 on Aug 30, 2015
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I fear repetition in my music, I always try and change things up to make them more interesting but if I didn't, the music would probably still be interesting. So I made a song with no solos, no spice, just something that's very repetitive composition wise but is hopefully still catchy/enjoyable/entoen

To Be So Brilliant

posted in 2HTS62 on Jun 14, 2015
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awesome
I am so awesome
It is a fact that
I'm just too awesome

Better
I am the better
compared to you lot
I'm just much better

easy
don't think it's easy
you see to be me
it isn't easy

lonely
I am so lonely
to be so brilliant
I must be lonely
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Round Date
2HTS100 Feb 29, 2016
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2HTS41 Jan 18, 2015
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2HTS23 Sep 14, 2014
2HTS22 Sep 07, 2014
2HTS20 Aug 25, 2014
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