I'm so tired.

Launchpad composing

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Call within the hour we'll match your donation
and send a special gift to show our appreciation
but whoever is trying to have phone sex
with our operators
please knock it off
they're not paid for this
The phantom of the telethon is making a pledge
but when we receive his payment
he cancels his check
the phantom of the telethon is making a pledge
he absconds with a tote bag
and won't pay a cent
please believe me when I say that we need your money
but all of these prank calls aren't very funny
there's no need to give us graphic descriptions
this is public radio, not HBO

Not a telathon

...always