Madames...
Monsieurs...
Bonsoir

No I don't really wanna boast
No I don't really wanna boast
Maybe you care more than most
From now on I'll be eating french toast

I'd like to raise a glass
to the bridge and groom
and all the friends and family
gathered in this room
known Chet 20 years
never thought he'd get hitched
now let me tell you why his new wife
is a bitch
Out on the internet
there's a video of my dick getting wet
here's something you'd never guess
that's the back of Tracy's head
Now grandma Nichols looks pretty shocked
so does Tracy's mom
but Chet's new wife don't look surprised
you can see the guilt right in her eyes
let's watch it together
yeah, put it up on the screen
your blushing bride down there
on her knees
Out on the internet
there's a video of my dick getting wet
here's something you'd never guess
that's the back of Tracy's head.

Uninspired me makes experiments.

life brings blessings and everything else
love brings disaster and everything else
toast brings emotion like everything else
boring when you think like everyone else

sorry for seventeen and losing myself
finding meaning is like everything else
nothing is changing just like everywhere else
bursting at the seams just like everything else

I wanted to write a whole song with lyrics all the way through but i barely even got what's here done so c'est la vie and other french words for screw it.

(really stupidly serious) lyrics:
It takes some time to finally see
What amounts to an unavoidable destiny
It's not quite there but it's getting close
at the end of the day
a toaster toasts

...it's the toast without eggs ;)

F minor