(would have probably been better suited for the "the worst drop" theme hahaha)

Original by Coolgreenapple

Let's head to the tiki bar
it's just up the street not too far
reminds me of someplace warm
tropical drinks served with tiny umbrellas

too many pina coladas
my head feels like a busted pinata
should've had the mai tais instead
so hungover wish I was dead

coconut, pineapple and rum
one is fine, seven is dumb
i may have soiled my pants (you did!)
while I was trying to dance (bust a move!)

too many pina coladas
I totaled my Hyundai Sonata
should've had the mai tais instead
so hungover wish i was dead

(solo)

too many pina coladas
i threw up in the begonias
should've had the mai tais instead
so hungover wish i was dead

when you're on your own
and you're feelin kinda bored
hop on your bike and go, go, go
down to the local store

walk inside, check out the produce
man, they've got it all
grab what you want, but there's one thing that we're after
get a big ass pineapple

pedal home,
soon you'll be in the zone

walk into your room
bring your groceries
grab that bottle of lube
don't let grandma see

lube up your pineapple
or don't if you prefer
drop your pants and your clothes to the grooooound!
and put that thing in your butt

ouch ouch ouch

let the power of the painapple
heal your sorrows, and wash away your sadness
it only costs $2.75 a pound to have your worries and your cares
melt awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Peak a boo
Who are you
Why you here in my house,
You got about 30 secs to clear out,
And now im smelling your fear now

Leave my shit,
Back away
It was dumb to take my china plate,
Now all ten fingers ima try and break
I done had my coffee and im wide awake

Don’t understand why you thought i was a bright idea
to come in here, and invade my space,
You scared now, you better fix your face,
You should have been ready you saw my place

Just for you i aint gonna use a knife,
I aint gonna kill you how i like,
This bowl of fruit will treat you right,
These granny smiths are good to fight


You saw how i done came at u
You saw how i done came at u
call me nuts
Fiji shit,
Im about to feed you painapples

Knock Knock
Who is there
There no where you can run now,
Doors bolted, now im having fun now
I’ll count to 10 let you run around,

Bag of Banana guns wouldn’t help you now
I’m bout to bust your grapes,
Red delicious you gonna taste,
Throw these cherry bombs right in your fac