all the possibilities
inevitabilities
straining all credulity
kinda makes you wonder why
all the random happenstance
lending to your circumstance
like you never stood a chance
maybe you should question why

your girlfriend's sleeping with another man
maybe you should take a step back
and ask
WHAT THE FORK?!

is it all theatrical
another hypothetical
can it be empirical
kinda makes you wonder why
head to somewhere tropical
and try to keep it topical
while polishing your bifocals
maybe you should question why

the stock market just upset your five year plan
maybe it's time you took a step back
and ask
WHAT THE FORK!?

Now they sell hamburgers in a can
maybe you should take a step back
and ask
WHAT THE FORK!?

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