broken arm in toys r us

posted in 2HTS336 on Sep 06, 2020

I've been so many places

ain't been dealt too many aces

everywhere I go it seems

I shatter more than just my dreams


you may find it rather funny

you might think it's rather sad

this life i live

sounds like a joke written

by my dad



oh, the fractures

in the radius

and the humerus

in the toys r us





the highlands

posted in 2HTS329 on Jul 19, 2020

when I'm feeling low

I go to the highlands

there's nobody else

save all the sheep


got nothing to prove

I sit in the silence

mist billowing round

all over me


under my feet

the grass is so green

I cannot remember

the reason I left

the birds and the trees

for smoke and embers


can it be

my soul itself

lies broken

in shattered pieces

amongst these hills



friend of mine

posted in OHC589 on Jan 23, 2020
what is a dragon, but a big ol turtle anyway?

is all you'll ever be
fearful people
think that you're their enemy
try to light a smoke
you got em runnin wild
they think you're gonna eat em
when you give a friendly smile


every day is a hurdle
when you're a fire breathing turtle

I don't know how I can help
I don't think I can change their minds

but you're still a friend of mine

don't try to find me

posted in OHC536 on Jan 17, 2019
i am so sleepy

I'm a cute little spider and I don't give a damn
wbat you think of me, cuz i got a plaaaaaan

I've had enough of people trying to kill me
I've had my fill of always missing the movie
gonna leave this place and I'm never coming back

don't try to find me
forget my face, my name, my number (and just know)
I did my best to keep you safe, to keep you warm (was it enough?)
but don't try to find me

guitar solo


posted in OHC534 on Jan 03, 2019
i wrote a chorus

the gears in my head keep on turning
while i'm yearning
for you

the space in my bed keeps on growing
the tears are flowin
it's the truth

and my eyes
for now

and it seems
dreadful now

til the batteries in my clocks run out


posted in OHC523 on Oct 18, 2018
is there something you don't understand?
can't you see I don't wanna take your hand?
I'm on my own path, I go my own way
and there's nothing you can say
I'm sorry girl but, it's better off this way

I really hate to say no
but it's the way it must go

I'm losing my mind
because you really seem fine
it could be now's not the time
why does this feel like a crime?

muddy water clouding up my eyes
booming thunder crackles through the skies
I'm on my own now, I'm all alone, see
this is just how life has to be
let the rain pour, and wash the fear off me

future town

posted in OHC492 on Mar 15, 2018
I'm not here :( I'll listen back to everyone's track later

walking through this future town
look to the sky, it's falling down
what am I supposed to do?
guess I'll have a beer with you

why is this happening to us?
I wish it wasn't...happening to us

a spOOooooOooOky breakdown that I didn't mean to play
this is what's happening now
here's the chorus:

future town
why did you have to go?
why'd you have to blow me away?

future town
why did that moon have to come down and make us all dead today

future town
what the hell is going on?
I don't know

maybe tomorrow
there'll be another fuckin boatload of fuckin snow

sitting at the bar with my friend
wondring if the world will end
I'm pretty sure that it will
guess i won't have to pay my bill

etc etc

out in space

posted in OHC487 on Feb 08, 2018
out in space you'll never
know what you will find
when you're driving round the world
in your space car looking fine

and in space, you can't remember
all the troubles that you had
with your dead end job, your cheating wife
and that ugly guy named vlad, OH!

out in space, you are free
to live the way you feel like living
and you will never know
all the hurt that you knew back on earth

when in space, the only
worry that you have
is that asteroid coming near
should've held off on that 17th beer...

collision course for
eros 433
don't forget me


the power of the painapple

posted in 2HTS201 on Feb 04, 2018
when you're on your own
and you're feelin kinda bored
hop on your bike and go, go, go
down to the local store

walk inside, check out the produce
man, they've got it all
grab what you want, but there's one thing that we're after
get a big ass pineapple

pedal home,
soon you'll be in the zone

walk into your room
bring your groceries
grab that bottle of lube
don't let grandma see

lube up your pineapple
or don't if you prefer
drop your pants and your clothes to the grooooound!
and put that thing in your butt

ouch ouch ouch

let the power of the painapple
heal your sorrows, and wash away your sadness
it only costs $2.75 a pound to have your worries and your cares
melt awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

its just phat

posted in 2HTS185 on Oct 15, 2017
it's been awhile since I've used sunvox so i figured I'd fire it up. also all my instruments are in the other room and I'm lazy...

I sampled my cereal bowl for the dings

these rats

posted in 2HTS177 on Aug 20, 2017
trapped living behind these bars
breathing smoke from human cigars
i'm sure they'd rather be on mars

shunned, sickly, kicked out of the way
there used to be much better days (than this)
little creatures just want to play

these rats so misunderstood
shuffling through your neighborhood
trying to survive on what little they have

these rats are doing their best
searching for a comfortable nest
they mean us no harm, just leave them alone

how to live

posted in 2HTS137 on Nov 13, 2016
unfinished because I'm about to go to dinner with the girl and her parents


I take my pills all the time
I take my pills and I feel fine
I can't go out
I don't wanna stay in
My pills help me learn how to live

grav eh tea

posted in 2HTS121 on Jul 24, 2016
crushing down on us all
feel the weight compress your soul
can't escape nowhere to run
we are servants of the sun

when you're weak you will soon fall
your heartbeat slows to a crawl
in your head you know you're through
gravity will finish you

and it's all right
by me
is it so hard
to see

take it to the edge

posted in 2HTS108 on Apr 24, 2016
based on the true story of every 2HTS I've ever done
done in ~one hour

take it to the edge
going to the end of the line
the end of time

take it to the edge
do it for the glory,
the thrill, the kill the story

turned inside out
by the speed of the chase
you erase your past with a blast (boom)

take it to the edge
while you can. what's the plan?
who cares, just go!

sock hop

posted in 2HTS107 on Apr 17, 2016
now this is a story--
let me stop you right there
this is my life
my tale
sit down in your chair

I'm a stud
I'm a player
but not like tiger woods
I've been up, down, left, right

I don't mean to be a bragger
don't mean to boast
but when I come up in the room
ladies love me the most

I'm not your average joe
sure I know how to rock
cuz look out world
I'm Young MC's sock

(you want it, etc)

do I miss my home?
sometimes, sure, I guess
but that dude's feet stank
had me under arrest

Now I'm free to roam
explore my inner sole
plus, I love to see em dancing up
on that pole

look out
look in
to the animal within
I'm 15% concentrated power of cotton

though I'm just a little sock
*realize I forgot to write the rest*


posted in 2HTS100 on Feb 28, 2016
Friends gathered all

Around me


More coming through the


C G/B Am

Haven't seen your face before


But I know your mind

repeat chords


F G Am

I searched everywhere, found nothing but brick walls

F G Em

And people bringing me down

F G Am

I thought I'd never find a reason, a home

F G C Csus

Then I found one here


A room filled with teachers


and their students, each other

C G F Fm

Writing songs about the moon and the sun

C G C C7

All together just for fun


three chords and kazoo

posted in WHC4 on Feb 28, 2016
I dumped my girl, she stole my truck
I got too drunk cuz I don't give a fuck about her
I hugged my dog because he is still here
oh wait jk, he is no longer here

i ran away from my troubles and doubts
they found me later and so did a cow and a bull
underneath them all, I was crushed by the pressure

I wrote a song then I threw it out
I drew a picture and I threw that out as weeelll
I can't create, but there's one thing I can do
I play one mean kazoo

I don't have another verse in me
I think I'll go climb up a tree
actually that is something I won't do
I'll just keep hummin into my kazoo

can't grow a mustache

posted in 2HTS82 on Nov 01, 2015
a tune for those of us who can't grow proper facial hair


can't grow a mustache
I can't grow a mustache ( :( )
no no, no no nooooo
can't grow a mustache aaat allllll
(no no)

but it's okaaaayyyy

cthulhu dinner

posted in 2HTS70 on Aug 09, 2015
out there is a bringer of night
it haunts your dreams, fills your heart with fright

can't watch out it's already too late
your fine head's on cthulhu's plate

got a spoon, got a fork and a knife
his seasoning will end your life

salad bowl full of your entrails
chef cthulhu never fails

it's time for dinner!
cthulhu dinner!

time to feast, he's gonna eat you alive!
Votes (11)
Round Date
OHC589 Jan 30, 2020
OHC536 Jan 17, 2019
OHC533 Dec 27, 2018
OHC495 Apr 12, 2018
OHC491 Mar 15, 2018
OHC490 Mar 08, 2018
OHC489 Mar 01, 2018
OHC487 Feb 08, 2018
2HTS100 Mar 06, 2016
WHC4 Feb 28, 2016
2HTS66 Jul 16, 2015