found this song on the Greatest Forgotten Country Hits Vol. 3

with apologies to everyone and especially entoen

I've searched high and low, I've searched near and far
my eyes were peeled while walking and driving in my car
I've waited through the decades and travelled 'round the world
looking for a four-input girl
Four input girl - wonder what the fourth is
four input girl - I'll shower her with riches
four input girl - she belongs in showbiz
unless... you think? She had a tracheotomy
all girls have a mouth
most girls have a cunt
some girls get excited
if you stick it in their butt
i know that somewhere out there
just waiting to be found
is a legendary four input girl
Four input girl - wonder what the fourth is
four input girl - I'll shower her with hot jizz
four input girl - she belongs in showbiz
unless... you think? She had a tracheotomy

Freely inspired by Haendel's Fireworks suite.

lyrics:
I dumped my girl, she stole my truck
I got too drunk cuz I don't give a fuck about her
I hugged my dog because he is still here
oh wait jk, he is no longer here

i ran away from my troubles and doubts
they found me later and so did a cow and a bull
underneath them all, I was crushed by the pressure

I wrote a song then I threw it out
I drew a picture and I threw that out as weeelll
I can't create, but there's one thing I can do
I play one mean kazoo



I don't have another verse in me
I think I'll go climb up a tree
actually that is something I won't do
I'll just keep hummin into my kazoo