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Zucc says I wanna Zucc u off bb

If Im not here in chat, theres likely a chance Im out, all my projects are on GarageBand, and in this case I have a few Christmas things going on.

This one is a Trap record, with all the 808 booms in youre face. This one does loop a bit, but I was trying to structure as a rap like song (For some weird reason, this is what Imagine Mark to sound like) No vocals, because Im out. Enjoy!

Extremely experimental. The first half should be in E phrygian, but it didn't quite work out as planned.

The second half uses my 1-bit VST (albeit with the gain reduced), featuring pulse-width modulation and 3 different styles of noise. Purists might still complain that it's actually 1.5 bit, because I let the speakers rest on zero, when no note is played (rather than exclusively -1 and 1)

Oh, and "Zuckerberg" could be loosely translated to "Mountain of Sugar" in german :3

I was 17 when I learnt how to scream. 

You opened my door thinking I was in my dreams. 

Started counting to 10 but I only managed 3.  

So I grabbed what was left of my dignity. 

Jumped through the window on to the street. 

Must of been at least 20 miles until I got home crying. 

By the time I reached my room a cat had got my tongue. 

If I only knew that night I'd hold on to this so long. 

Now 4 years have past since that January night.  

I fight my demons but they come out at night. 

All alone

after the party

wrapped up in

a suit of meat

there's a reason

no one orders bacon wrapped zucchini anymore

there's a reason

no one ever orders it

(y'know it's the lowest rated recipe on that one website)

substitutions couldn't fix it

it's an affront to man and God

it's an affront before our eyes

it shouldn't have happened

you can wrap shrimp with bacon

(that sounds lovely)

you can wrap an egg with bacon

(ooh delightful)

you can wrap scallops or filet mignon with bacon

(ahhhh delish)

you can wrap you wiener with bacon

get your mind out of the gutter

and your eyes out of my pants

you can't wrap zucchini