336th 2HourTrackSundays Event (2HTS336)
Outline
The long awaited first Sunday of the month has arrived!
As you all know, this event has been going since the dawn of time (some even claim it was what caused the Big Bang in the first place�), which means we are slowly but surely getting old. Have you recently felt a weird pain in a part of body you didn�t know existed before? Did your belly get a bit bigger? You probably have hair popping up in weird places as well.. Fear not, you are not alone.
Plenty of people have found themselves in a similar situation as they get older and the one thing that helps everybody cope is some good ol� fashioned humour. But not just any humour will do - everyone knows that a well timed dad joke is peak comedy and the best thing humanity has to offer. This is why this week�s special theme is: DAD JOKE.
In order to participate, just type in !dadjoke in our Discord channel and our trusty 2HTSTimeBot will come up with a dad joke just for you. Read the joke, have a chuckle or two and then get to work! The joke you receive will serve as your inspiration for this week�s song. The way you implement your joke is completely up to you, get creative!
Keep the joke you receive a secret and share it once your song is being played during the listening party.
Please also keep in mind that this is a special challenge! Before "giving up" and getting a second joke, try to look at things from a different perspective. Focus on a single word, or the complete opposite of that word; the mood it communicates you; think of a movie, or an advertisement; write about a world where tiny little people only dance to songs with that theme. Or write about yourself writing this song - anything goes!
Have fun!
Rules
You will have 1 hour to complete your song and 10 minutes to finish it up. You will then have an additional 10 minutes to upload your song. At 6 PST/9 EST you may begin your mixing, please have your files uploaded by 7:20 PST/10:20 EST. Join us for discussion on Discord!
Entries (16)
English cover of Komen Wij Uit Rotterdam from Neophyte.
I guess the Dad Jokes weren't doing it for me. I really couldn't come up with anything. I suck at special themes.
lazy playing plus vases breaking, should be pretty obvs :D
the dad joke was:
I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.
sorry wasnt there for the party (if im not there)
You know what I've become
I am one of the many overdone
I am you, I am me, in this family tree
I'm the dad, with stacks of jokes about chimneys!
Hey! Ho! Hay's for horses though
But I know you've heard that many times before
I am full of bad jokes old as Mickey mouse,
As for the ones with chimney's? This one is on the house.
I am your father now
We'll make some milkshakes just by shaking a cow.
We'll get the brick and mortar for a store in the shape of a shoe
But don't you know? We can use that for chimney's too.
Hey! Ho! Hay's for horses though
But I know you've heard that many times before
I am full of bad jokes old as Mickey mouse,
As for the ones with chimney's? This one is on the house.
the milkman milks the milk alone
without the milk lady knowing
about the milk he milks alone
to make her body milky smooth
the milk lady she doesnt know about
what happens when he's alone
what is he thinking when he milks the milk alone
what is the scheming that can bring her better bones
Milk lady
You don't know
Milk lady
You just know
Milk lady with her milky eyes
her skin is white n never dry
Will never know for she won't sight
The milkman making bovine babies cry
Milk lady
You don't know
Milk lady
You just know
The milkman brings plenty to home
Yogurt and cheese, fish and legumes
But at the stables milk mum
Stares at her children
All bare boned
Unless you're a robot (or incredibly talented), using a binary-ASCII converter :)
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What do you call a beehive without the b's? An eehive.
If you use your imagination it could be music
I've been so many places
ain't been dealt too many aces
everywhere I go it seems
I shatter more than just my dreams
you may find it rather funny
you might think it's rather sad
this life i live
sounds like a joke written
by my dad
oh, the fractures
in the radius
and the humerus
in the toys r us
DOCTOR
Originally I tried to make this on my Op-1 that I got I evnetually gave up and used a couple parts chopped it up and used ableton.. .THANKS ANTIK!