this is something...

nah

Lookin' to capture some Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
Almost got arrested at Walmart for showin' my Pokeballs
I wonder around staring at my iPhone searching in my yard
all i seem to find are Mudkips, where's the Charizard?
I almost got a Pikachu, but when I told my mom
she said I needed to move out of the basement
and I should get a job
I wander around staring at my iPhone searching around my home
all i seem to find are Caterpies, I can't find a Gloom

best thing to happen in 2016

Too short, too dumb, wow

A boring song for a boring Pokemon

Pokemon is the stupidest thing that's ever been. It's the cause of things like 9/11. Pokemon is Hitler, is that what you want? It's been proven that Pokemon is a massive cunt. Pokemon diverts funding from cancer research. On top of being the cause of cancer. Pokemon there's just no excuse. For hating gays and the jews like the way you do. Pokemon totally does Nazi Cosplay and probably listens to Kanye West, Creed and Coldplay. And probably listens to Kanye West, Creed and Coldplay (Like Phippo! Like Phippo!)

Entoen wants to fight!