i had a problem
with my follicles
not the ones on my head
the ones around my genitals
off to the salon
they said "we have a new procedure
you'll have to sign a waiver with the manager
for 500 dollars you can get the advanced Brazillian
there's only one side effect
your vagina will be purple"
hey, that's a bargain!
I get to be prepubescently smooth
wonder if this is how
Stella got her groove (back)
they're heating wax
and other noxious chemicals
wonder if the FDA
has approved this for uses vaginal
that really burns!
acrid smoke fills the room
it doesn't harden
just slides off toward the floor
is it really over?
or is there something more?
my cooch isn't purple
it's more like neon lavender