a short and bitter song about playing basketball and getting your pinky jammed. not that im bitter or anything hahahaha

Guess where I'm puttin' my little finger
gunna butter it up and shove it
into your sphincter
When it comes out
I'm gunna lick it clean
it's a birthday present
cuz you're turning fifteen

Aren't you glad that I've been trimming my nails?
I can taste that you've been eating your kale

Guess where I'm gunna shove my pinkie
between your cheeks
the ones on your tushie
i'm not sure if you'll smile or frown
but it's a birthday party and I'm dressed as a clown

Aren't you glad that I've been trimming my nails?
I can taste that you've been eating your kale

Guess where I'm puttin' my little finger...

I got a little finger restin' on my hand
it's got a mind of its own
it questions all that I know
it tells me I am a bore
I know, I hope, that one day I'll cut it away
off and put it in its place
but for now

I am a slave to the thoughts in my head
they fabricate by themselves on my bed
while I sleep and I dream
as I breathe in the sex
reconfigure my past and my future regret
o help me, sweet

wish upon an empty star
tell me please oh who you are
who grows these notions in my head
like suicide, theres life in death
glory is the gun,
the temple of the sun
manifested in my heart
and soul and life and death and skulls and bones

I guess these are the lyrics?

Bumming (thumbing :/) through it
Finger finger finger finger
I wanna get right to it
Finger finger finger finger

Cumming (thumbing :L) through it
Finger finger finger finger
I wanna get right to it
Finger finger finger finger

On our great journey
on foot through the lands
we came to a giant lake
blocking the path
collected materials from the forest floor
and we built a raft.
We climbed on our vessel
and it didn't sink
but we had no oars
so put our arms in the drink
and then I felt pain and then I felt numb
my little finger bitten off.

Was it a pike?
or was it an eel?
I hope that my pinky was a sufficient meal
you must have been hungry
carnivorous fish
my finger, your dish….