light house at the bottom of the cliff
throwing its glow, for something more than this
separated from reality
remember that waves were birthed by ripples

creatures of habit come up out the sea
skeletons are laid out on the beach
freedom from everything is what they preach
they say you can have it too

ooo noises

the grapefruit of life is hanging from the tree
its dipping lower I can almost reach
and taste the sweet nirvana hit me clean
I promise itll be the last thing I need...

Welcome to the Saint Venerius Detox Center
we'll purge you of your impure thoughts
try to make you better
our proven methods have worked wonders
in rehabilitation
we can cure you of your dependence
on grandma's medication

whether it's pills or fondling boys
there is a program we can employ
sex addiction or amphetamines
if you've got the money
we've got the means

first we lock you in a lighthouse
for several weeks
our monks will bring you bread and water
but they don't speak
after all your darkest sins have been shriven
please enjoy the free t-shirt you have been given

whether it's pills or fondling boys
there is a program we can employ
sex addiction or amphetamines
if you've got the money
we've got the means

if you happen to relapse please don't fear
we have an advance treatment
it lasts for a year
all of the specifics are outlined online
to those who are web addicted this seems unkind

whether it's pills or fondling boys
there is a program we can employ
sex addiction or amphetamines
if you've got the money
we've got the means