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I wanted to write a rap for a couple of characters from a YouTube series I made with my friends. I already had intentions of making this but it fits the theme so perfectly I couldn't resist putting it together and submitting it for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzg6aSHLt9M
Here's the episode it appears in.
GOLDEN GRAM:
Yo, Golden Gram spit it for as long as you admit that all the crimes that Ive committed are goin down in the books
Theres a very fine line between yours and all mine. So I think its high time you question if youre a crook.
They say that chaos is a ladder, if youre bad then Im badder. Dont get mad, you dont matter and you never did see
Youre a wannabe, a phony, your homeless guy is no crony and you can kiss your janitor goodbye cause he belongs to ME
Oh you didnt hear the news? Bitch I got gold shoes. And I got a whole crew at the flick of my wrist.
So I offer you this: a swift kiss of my fist. What you got to say to that you fat, pathetic bossbitch?
BOSSMAN:
Ok.. youre rhymes are all wack. Your personas old hat. You think that I cant write a rap? Well youre wrong about that.
Im taking over Black Cat. Larry, you best watch your back. Theyre gonna charge me with manslaughter after I murder this track.
Youre gonna wish you were dead after I rip out your dreads or Ill just snatch off that wig, its not attached to your head.
Oh and as for your crew, they dont even like you. I couldnt think of how to end this so *mumbles*
GG:
Uh? Is that your big rebuttal? You trailed off and didnt rhyme.
BM:
Well I could have thought of something if I just had the time.
GG:
Man that sums you up perfectly. You cant think on the spot. Now whered I put my gun cause youre about to get shot!
BM:
You mean this gun right here? Oh? You cant find the words? Does your vocabulary fail you? You big golden NERD!
GG:
Ok you bested me this time! But Jon youre my brother. Why we always gotta be, like, fucking fighting with each other.
BM:
Oh dont pull that on me. You started this first! God damnit how the hell does this gun even work?
GG:
You just pull back the hammer and.. no thats the trigger. Jesus Christ, Jon you are one stupid-
BM:
Wooooah. Easy there. That was about to get rough. You should quit while youre ahead youve appropriated enough.
GG:
Ok, Ill give you that one. Man, this song is a jam. So how should we end it?
BM:
Man, I dont know..
BOTH:
DANCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzg6aSHLt9M
Here's the episode it appears in.
GOLDEN GRAM:
Yo, Golden Gram spit it for as long as you admit that all the crimes that Ive committed are goin down in the books
Theres a very fine line between yours and all mine. So I think its high time you question if youre a crook.
They say that chaos is a ladder, if youre bad then Im badder. Dont get mad, you dont matter and you never did see
Youre a wannabe, a phony, your homeless guy is no crony and you can kiss your janitor goodbye cause he belongs to ME
Oh you didnt hear the news? Bitch I got gold shoes. And I got a whole crew at the flick of my wrist.
So I offer you this: a swift kiss of my fist. What you got to say to that you fat, pathetic bossbitch?
BOSSMAN:
Ok.. youre rhymes are all wack. Your personas old hat. You think that I cant write a rap? Well youre wrong about that.
Im taking over Black Cat. Larry, you best watch your back. Theyre gonna charge me with manslaughter after I murder this track.
Youre gonna wish you were dead after I rip out your dreads or Ill just snatch off that wig, its not attached to your head.
Oh and as for your crew, they dont even like you. I couldnt think of how to end this so *mumbles*
GG:
Uh? Is that your big rebuttal? You trailed off and didnt rhyme.
BM:
Well I could have thought of something if I just had the time.
GG:
Man that sums you up perfectly. You cant think on the spot. Now whered I put my gun cause youre about to get shot!
BM:
You mean this gun right here? Oh? You cant find the words? Does your vocabulary fail you? You big golden NERD!
GG:
Ok you bested me this time! But Jon youre my brother. Why we always gotta be, like, fucking fighting with each other.
BM:
Oh dont pull that on me. You started this first! God damnit how the hell does this gun even work?
GG:
You just pull back the hammer and.. no thats the trigger. Jesus Christ, Jon you are one stupid-
BM:
Wooooah. Easy there. That was about to get rough. You should quit while youre ahead youve appropriated enough.
GG:
Ok, Ill give you that one. Man, this song is a jam. So how should we end it?
BM:
Man, I dont know..
BOTH:
DANCE!