Fuck this

Bark bark
Inhale
Puff puff
Pass
You know this spliff just will not last.
Bow wow
Yip yip
I ain't no
Guppy
Boy, hell no hand me da spliff I'm a puppy.

Think you know everything?
Animal planet and Nat Geo Magazine?
Best restudy biology,
'Cause I'm a prodigy
A puppy with the knowledge, G.
Opposable thumbs and they're kinda green.
I'm an apex of my species.
I shit some next level feces.
And maybe eat them.
What? I'm still just a dog; it's what we do when we doo
On the front lawn
And the ladies love me 'cause I got it goin on.

Bark bark
Inhale
Puff puff
Pass
You know this spliff just will not last.
Bow wow
Yip yip
I ain't no
Guppy
Boy, hell no hand me da spliff I'm a puppy. (X2)

So you think you're still the big man?
'Cause you walk on two legs and I can't?
Well, you a bitch, ain't it ironic?
That you're the slave and I've got some chronic?
Got my eyes redder than a bloodhound's when I'm down to smoke a pound, and when you around, I go to town, I make you smile when I frown, but I'm playing you just like a clown. All you hear are my tiny sounds, but you should know I'm mighty proud when I'm gettin' hella loud.

Bark bark
Inhale
Puff puff
Pass
You know this spliff just will not last.
Bow wow
Yip yip
I ain't no
Guppy
Boy, hell no hand me da spliff I'm a puppy. (X2)

Ha ha
Yeah
I'm a puppy
Fucj
This is stupid
Why the fuck AM I a puppy?

mini moog over here and over there

Was gonna use a Jigglypuff sound byte but then my song actually started sounding cool.

night out with the lads

hey there little chicken
no need to be shy
looking for a friend
i think i'm your guy
i can show you places
made for folks like us
and i'll show you how to get there
just jump on the bus
the timid chicken wants your hands off his thighs
he's not a rooster picking fights with other guys
the timid chicken is afraid of being hurt
in a world of vixens i guess that's pretty smart
hey chicken little, ever heard of a golden shower
have you ever had your oil changed
for over an hour?
what's that? your mommy's coming?
she was in that store?
i'll find you on the internet
and we can talk s'more.

tru fax, tru pain

Yarr!

She not like the others
Shes mean to her mother,
That bitch is bad,
She screams at dad,
And always picks on her brother

Her temper is out of control
And when she gets on a roll,
Yo gotta go and hide and hide

She fucks with her teachers,
Give the finger at the preacher,
And thinks she knows everything,
So don't try to teach her

She stalks the streets,
Finding weakness as a symptom
Don't make contact,
Cuz its a fact u could be her next victim

She a
Hot mess
A nightmare
A mean mess
A bitch

She has insult for days,
And she swears that she'll never change
She stay pissed
A super enrage chick

And doesn't care if ur beautiful
Or even if ur basic
She soul is gone
You can't save it