Today we're learning about reproduction
What happens between a man and a woman
God is involved because we are all christians
I thought it boring so to learn we're singing

*LESSON 1*

All of you tempted by sins of the worst
Let the lord inside you first
We understand that you youths have great thirst
But the lord deserves to come first

Find a nice lady and be sure to woo her
If you don't have one you'll get called a loser
Meet a gentleman who isn't too forceful
That's not allowed anymore (it's not lawful)

*LESSON 2*

All of you tempted by sins of the worst
Let the lord inside you first
We understand that you youths have great thirst
But the lord deserves to come first

When you are older you'll know what to do
And the lord will be there too
Even if you possess nary a clue
Know the lord will guide you through

Amen not semen and amen not semen

Whoops I nuked the class

Well you think you're tough, hardest in your school?
You think your class is rough, well I think you're a fool.
Are you ready for your lesson, Its time for you to learn
cos ain't nobody messin' with Jimmy the Burn.

Grip like Jaws
Jimmy the Burn
Twist with force
A lesson learned

You'd better say a prayer, if he has got you held
Cos Jimmy don't care if Jimmy gets expelled
Cos noone burns like Jimmy. everyone else is soft
I heard he Chinese burned a kid so hard he ripped his skin right off.

Grip like Jaws
Jimmy the Burn
A twist with force
A lesson learned.

I made this song while sleepwalking

You pick on me,
I don’t know the answer
and you knew that too
Bitch you stupid bastard,

I aint raise my hand,
But N2N did
Why is it everyday you decide to pick on this kid,

Man i don’t even like you,
I rather be asleep,
Look at him eating cookies,
why don’t you pick on Antik,

Oh you pissed now,
but how dat my fault,
You say blood start boiling everytime that i talk

Pick on that french guy,
or that italian dude
why don’t you Write up necro, he always saying something rude

You glasses steaming up,
Your face start to sweat,
I think i beat booyah, he had the record set

I got phippo laughing,
Gerson, smiling too,
You start to tear up
And now don’t know what to do

i can’t wait for recess,
So me and Fix and play ball,
Actually I’m leaving,
Im out, teacher, screw yall

Same thing every day on the hour,
Same thing every hour, every day
Same shit every day, every hour,
Same shit every hour, every day

Man where DK at,
He wouldn’t believe this witch,
And onion stanks, but even he could smell this shit,

Onia missing too,
Jess hiding in the bathroom
i should done the same to get out this classroom,

TB sneaking beer in the back,
And you never catch him,
Your seriously blind,
Oh thats ur nephew, never mind,

Nuke ditch school too,
just saw abstraction, pass the room,
It’s kool, ill guess, i see him in detention to

Same thing every day on the hour,
Same thing every hour, every day
Same shit every day, every hour,
Same shit every hour, every day

Here you stand, the portal awaits, enter the domain of ... your final... examination!

(Okay, maybe it's a bit less dramatic IRL...)

Oh my, what did they do, this time ?

Wheeling in the television set,
We’re going to watch an 80’s science VHS
and afterwards we’ll look up to the front,
teacher switching on the lamp of the..

Retro projector,
Diagrams on acetate sheets,
Retro projector,
Dark in here so maybe I can sleep,
Retro projector,
Remember when a fly landed on the
Retro projector?
Without you all my exam answers would be wrong...