rock

posted in OHC647 on Mar 04, 2021
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rocks are super rocky stones
igneous and gravel bones
vulcanism is pretty damn hot
metamorphic pressure zones
sedimentary sandstones
types of rocks comprise a school of thought
it is called geology the study of the minerals of earth

aggregates of solid minerals
rocks are super rocky stones
asteroids are made of rocks as well
so there are rocks in outer space alone

granite is a type of rock
marble is a type of rock
limestone is a type of rock as well
andesite's a type of rock
diorite's a type of rock
coal is just a useless lump of coal
do you know geology the study of the minerals of earth

Sunset Lake Victoria

posted in OHC393 on Apr 21, 2016
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looks like lake victoria
i'd like to go to lake victoria once
or visit victoria falls
even though lake victoria and victoria falls have nothing to do with each other besides being in africa
too bad africa is a mess
more realistically
too bad i'm totally broke and could never afford it

Doughnut Patrol

posted in OHC213 on Nov 08, 2012
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two fat cops from the 2010s go back in time to be fat cops in the 1980s

it's funny

because they're fat cops

not a comedy though

totally not a comedy

Soft Tissue Impact

posted in OHC160 on Nov 03, 2011
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typing is better, but still can't operate a mouse very well, amongst other things HEH HEH YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT

this was the most i could do before my arm was gonna fall off

Distantly Distant

posted in OHC146 on Jul 28, 2011
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i never even been outside the US i do live p close to mexico though so maybe that counts for smth anyways this song is about distant things and far away foreigners probably it falls apart at the end i didn't know what to do with it there so random chords seemed appropriate how do you know foreigners don't do random chords huh

Some New Beginning

posted in OHC144 on Jul 14, 2011
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Dreams at 60 and 20

posted in OHC099 on Aug 26, 2010
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i was out for foods

so here's some crappy crap i crapped out in 15 minutes
the numbers are references to the things i sampled
you'll know it when you hear it

thanks paul

Battledog

posted in FBRC2010 on Aug 21, 2010
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Game: Warwolf
Song: Final Boss
Requested by: OCRE
Duration: 1:01

I make guitars musics? The original was kinda repetitive, so I went way out in left field on the arrangement. I was planning to extend it by a bit, but ran outta time.

Crossing the Circuits

posted in OHC098 on Aug 19, 2010
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[19:23] holy slow connection, batman
[19:23] gimme song title/description
[19:24] suzums
[19:24] umm
[19:24] Crossing the Circuits
[19:24] description: a bunch of shit

Fantastic Final Fight Frenzy Forever

posted in OHC094 on Jul 22, 2010
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if there was a tactical RPG
where you amass armies of knights and sorcerors and mages and shit
and the music was done by some prog metal fags
or japanese prog fanboys
and the final campaign was to go into DAS UNDERWORLD
and destroy the GREAT DAEMON at the center of the earth
this would be the music

either that or

FAUXGUITAR KWAK GOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

kwak kwak kwak blah blah kwak kwak

Rainy Day Afternoon

posted in OHC086 on May 27, 2010
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the sound of precipitation pitter-pattering on my windshield, the smell of wet clay and sagebrush, the screeching wheels of moron texas drivers who don't know how to drive in rain... these are the things i enjoy on a rainy day.


also, WTF I HAVE TO UPLOAD THIS AGAIN? AFK FOREVER

The Blue Bomber

posted in OHC082 on Apr 29, 2010
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rage.

Blade of the Legendary Champion

posted in OHC081 on Apr 22, 2010
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the music that plays when you find your magic sword buried in a magic stone in a magic forest or something.

lyrics:
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Banana Republican

posted in OHC080 on Apr 15, 2010
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Banana Republican Mannequin Battle

Our plastic protagonist likes his job modeling hipster douchebag clothes at the Banana Republic. He does not like it when the Hot Topic kids break in and steal his leg, forcing him to fight 'em off, wielding his anorexic lady-friend as a weapon. Too bad, Shep, you're rolling with a tough crowd. The MALL CROWD.

BAWHAWHAWHAWHAHWWAHWAEHeherherttgfg. That's all I got.

At This Moment

posted in OHC068 on Jan 21, 2010
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At this moment the forces of good and evil are preparing for a mighty final battle. But somebody will betray his companions and change the course of history in this...

DECISIVE MOMENT

Order of Eccles

posted in FBRC2009 on Aug 22, 2009
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Source Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia - A Clashing of Waves
Challenge by F4T4L_3RR0R

Kind of a last minute thing. Probably shows. Thinking in the future I might re-remix this and call it "Order of E-Claire" for the lulz.

OH HO HO

Rule 34

posted in OHC044 on Jul 16, 2009
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bleep bleep bloop bloop bloop blop bleep
wheeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
blip blip tshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww
hhhhhhhsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
hhhhhhhsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
tshhhhhhhh

blip blip blip?

Melt My Mountain

posted in OHC033 on Apr 30, 2009
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[20:33] any textuals on your upload?
[20:34] uhh
[20:34] umm
[20:34] something about
[20:34] umm
[20:34] ice caps
[20:34] or maybe... mountains
[20:34] or both
[20:34] in terms of like
[20:34] emo?
[20:34] yeah.

Loosen That Tie, Son

posted in OHC020 on Jan 29, 2009
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A bit uptight if you will. What do you call this shit. Stoner rock? I don't know. I guess in my case it's DRUNK ROCK. haha hahaha see what I did there?

Also, needs lyrics.

Dinofail

posted in OHC019 on Jan 22, 2009
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Sorry I am really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really rally really really really rally really really really really rrally really really realyly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realty really really really really really really really reallyu really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyrealy really really really really really really really really really really really realyll really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl drunk.

Starla stolh my feet.

How Terribly Embarrassing

posted in OHC018 on Jan 15, 2009
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How terribly embarrassing. We're GLAd we wasn't invited to your HOUSE OF FAILURE. (God face hurts). But we still have our dignity. And that's when that other guy was like, "Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Do you have any spares?" We told him no. We were lying. We were in no condition to drive. You could almost hear the sound the joke made as it flew over everyone else's heads. Screw those people anyway. Besides, it's not like we need their approval to continue being as awesome as we are. We still rule.
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It is raining, just a few short weeks before the beginning of your 4th grade year of school. Your parents left you out in the car while they went into Van Winkle's to buy a cake for your neighbor friend's birthday Friday. You sit in the car with the windows down, while the nice cool breeze, the smell of wet sage brush, and the gentle sound of falling rain lulls you to sleep...

You dream of shopping for chicken and waffles.

Cloudy With a Chance of Sweat

posted in OHC015 on Jul 09, 2008
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the albuquerque WeatherPlus station plays the same 3 shitty songs over and over again. this is my ode to weather channel monotony. and also sweat because in houston that's what people do a lot it's kind of an in thing see they have this thing called humidity and i think it's like, moisture, in the air. dunno what that's about.
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a great robot powered by a fragment of the heart of GOD itself descends from space to destroy all of tokyo! can you defeat it and send it back to the distant planet from whence it came? probably not, but here, have your own GOD powered robot.

Adventist Station ~ Saturday 2158

posted in OHC012 on Jun 01, 2008
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Sounds like church music. From 150 years in the future. Or 150 years in the past. Either way, I hope you like bad notes. OH AND IN THE FUTURE PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER THAT SABBATH IS ACTUALLY SATURDAY AND NOT SUNDAY. JUST FYI.

Turn to Page 96

posted in OHC002 on Feb 07, 2008
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Page 1. Adventure begin! It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. If you wish to light a lamp, turn to page 149. If you wish to chew off your leg, turn to page 312.

Page 149. You lit the lamp! Suddenly, a giant squid cums on your face. Turn to page 96.

Page 96. You died of AIDS.
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OHC068 Jan 21, 2010
OHC067 Jan 21, 2010
OHC044 Jul 16, 2009
OHC038 Jun 04, 2009
OHC025 Mar 05, 2009
OHC020 Jan 29, 2009
OHC019 Jan 22, 2009
OHC012 Jun 06, 2008
OHC002 Feb 10, 2008
OHC001 Feb 02, 2008