forgiv me haven't compo'd in A WHILE

whoops mix way too quietlike NO TIME For FIX lol compolife

i love this theme

when i first started out making music i couldn't decide whether i wanted to sound like trent reznor, my favorite video game composers (dave wise, yasunori mitsuda, etc), or arion salazar and bullmark's seminal funk soundtrack to the 1997 vehicular combat simulator Interstate '76

but i didn't know what i was doing so instead i mostly just made weird random chord pads with shoddy beats thrown on top and janky guitar bits sometimes as an afterthought

so here i attempted to combinine as much of the above as i could into one track, cannibalizing some old ideas and compo tunes along the way. usually i use compo to experiment with new ideas and explore new genres, but this might be the most straight up ME track i've ever done for OHC lolol

if i had more time i'd have definitely made it funkier tho

spirit track?
levels might be too quiet but no time for mix but hey that's OHC ;)

rocks in space

chill caves
i may have forgot how to mix

how to title

idk why i chose nylon guitar for spooky skellington week but it's too late to go back now

i spent too long trying to think of a witty title and this was the best i could come up with ;)

the music that plays when you get the back story before your first mission in an old DOS game

have some cheesy 303

started way late so have all the pads

the credits are probably rolling

you always win at the arcade token exchange machine

why not both

a little boat music

as opposed to snowy owl

that's a chemistry thing, right?

Chicken Spores

final battle music

bloop bleep. broken render fixed! bleep bloop.

real spooky

neato book palace

spooky marsh music

ohnoes what day is it

i made an adlib song

didn't like it

made a another adlib song

what year is it

land is wet

alternate titles: vacuum orbs, void globes, null marbles

Good tea. Rough house.

can't see him

kwak

16-bit crud

i start way late

missing a doot doot

Bleary Bridge?

Obscure Overpass?

Crepuscular Catwalk?

Soupy Scaffold?

Seggy Geneticist

close the cellar door

manos cosmico

wet

blood moon goes brrrr

space pizza is pizza in space (outer space, that is)

two things at the same time!

i make short lil ditty

drag 'n drop vocal chop

space crud

guess i coulda copy pasta'd to embiggen

but y tho

rocks are super rocky stones
igneous and gravel bones
vulcanism is pretty damn hot
metamorphic pressure zones
sedimentary sandstones
types of rocks comprise a school of thought
it is called geology the study of the minerals of earth

aggregates of solid minerals
rocks are super rocky stones
asteroids are made of rocks as well
so there are rocks in outer space alone

granite is a type of rock
marble is a type of rock
limestone is a type of rock as well
andesite's a type of rock
diorite's a type of rock
coal is just a useless lump of coal
do you know geology the study of the minerals of earth

(poor) attempt at kind of a ps1 type sound

here have some spc700 poopoo

flame't

and now here's some repetitive sparkly wet cave piano
lustrous moist orifice music if you will

incandescent damp cavity tunes

the wolfs go unts

then maybe they go tiss

yay more one handed garbagey

more one handed trash music

making music with one hand sucks

wat

i made a turrible orchestra it is real bad

brought out ye olde 7-string again

wet wood.

i made a dinner i started way late oops

i started wayyyy latelike

but i broke out ye olde schecter 7-string noisemaker for funsies

is the typo in the title an accident?

or was it intentional

DUN DUN DUN

what idk

A treatise on the apparent presupposed seasonal comfort of felis domesticus in modern households.

boat go over cold
boat go over water
boat go up to canada
boat run over otter

just put lots of chords it'll look like you know what you're doing wink wink nudge nudge nudge

what's a synonym for puzzling
ain't nobody got time for a thesaurus

cut me some slack

welcome back, Masterbeta

looks like lake victoria
i'd like to go to lake victoria once
or visit victoria falls
even though lake victoria and victoria falls have nothing to do with each other besides being in africa
too bad africa is a mess
more realistically
too bad i'm totally broke and could never afford it

revisiting OHC149

DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

did i just compo two weeks in a row? afk 3 years

ugh why i got nothin

Horseshit for Sega Genesis, Op. 69 No. 1 and 2

somehow i became to zelda

top kek

way outside my comfort zone here. suck at this suckity suck.

i might have been a little late

because soundfonts

always take forever

to render



ok i compo'd afk another 3 years

vodka and ORANGE FANTA

wanna fanta

donchawanna

aurora what now?

ain't nobody got time fo dat

two fat cops from the 2010s go back in time to be fat cops in the 1980s

it's funny

because they're fat cops

not a comedy though

totally not a comedy

sorry for party rocking

is this thing on?

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/11/25/9e3f0c50-2131-42c2-a90e-6606ef44c426.jpg

yah dawg

http://thestuffoflegends.net/img/speed.png

this were gonna be about horses BUT I CHANGED MY MIND

EAT THAT

typing is better, but still can't operate a mouse very well, amongst other things HEH HEH YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT

this was the most i could do before my arm was gonna fall off

let's make a shitty movie

meet the mark moar liek makers mark

also reuploading is bullshit fuck

dinner killed my compo. heat killed my compy.

my shit is hosed

i never even been outside the US i do live p close to mexico though so maybe that counts for smth anyways this song is about distant things and far away foreigners probably it falls apart at the end i didn't know what to do with it there so random chords seemed appropriate how do you know foreigners don't do random chords huh

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i know what you're gonna say

afk dinner

a description goes here

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

ninjas and shit or something YEAH YEAHHHHHHH

Fuck my computer.

tried to make generic unts-tiss racing music, turned out more like the theme to an anime about racing

Game: Warwolf
Song: Final Boss
Requested by: OCRE
Duration: 1:01

I make guitars musics? The original was kinda repetitive, so I went way out in left field on the arrangement. I was planning to extend it by a bit, but ran outta time.

[19:23] holy slow connection, batman
[19:23] gimme song title/description
[19:24] suzums
[19:24] umm
[19:24] Crossing the Circuits
[19:24] description: a bunch of shit

RETRO FUTURISTIC

if there was a tactical RPG
where you amass armies of knights and sorcerors and mages and shit
and the music was done by some prog metal fags
or japanese prog fanboys
and the final campaign was to go into DAS UNDERWORLD
and destroy the GREAT DAEMON at the center of the earth
this would be the music

either that or

FAUXGUITAR KWAK GOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

kwak kwak kwak blah blah kwak kwak

failure.

i've been sucking ass at compos lately. what the dilly, yo.

this is my idea of background music for an imaginary korean fishing mmo.

i had a lot more but, FL died. again. ONLY DURING COMPOS. why is that?

FL crashed a million times

so here's some random chords

Sorry, I was making dinner.

the sound of precipitation pitter-pattering on my windshield, the smell of wet clay and sagebrush, the screeching wheels of moron texas drivers who don't know how to drive in rain... these are the things i enjoy on a rainy day.


also, WTF I HAVE TO UPLOAD THIS AGAIN? AFK FOREVER

i shit the bed this time. normally i'm good at space music too! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME GUYS? i blame all the coding.

featuring some guy

i didn't start til like 50 minutes late, okay?

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rage.

the music that plays when you find your magic sword buried in a magic stone in a magic forest or something.

lyrics:
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Banana Republican Mannequin Battle

Our plastic protagonist likes his job modeling hipster douchebag clothes at the Banana Republic. He does not like it when the Hot Topic kids break in and steal his leg, forcing him to fight 'em off, wielding his anorexic lady-friend as a weapon. Too bad, Shep, you're rolling with a tough crowd. The MALL CROWD.

BAWHAWHAWHAWHAHWWAHWAEHeherherttgfg. That's all I got.

F-Zero samples + KDL3 samples + other various garbage soundfonts = VACATIOn

MUST. GET. FASTER. Also I couldn't improv a good lead for the life of me. Probably because of the phrygian whatever. Or is it stygian. Fuck if I know.

UH OH, THE MACHINE HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!

suzumebachi circa 2003 style industrial
now with 100% more 7-string

a foreign object production

My first idea didn't work out, so here's a 15 minute arrangement of Kakariko.

At this moment the forces of good and evil are preparing for a mighty final battle. But somebody will betray his companions and change the course of history in this...

DECISIVE MOMENT

You are a lawyer with a spiffy blue suit. You just completed your first case against a scary old bald man. Congratulations.

Source Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia - A Clashing of Waves
Challenge by F4T4L_3RR0R

Kind of a last minute thing. Probably shows. Thinking in the future I might re-remix this and call it "Order of E-Claire" for the lulz.

OH HO HO

bleep bleep bloop bloop bloop blop bleep
wheeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
blip blip tshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww
hhhhhhhsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
hhhhhhhsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
tshhhhhhhh

blip blip blip?

I like wieners

[20:33] any textuals on your upload?
[20:34] uhh
[20:34] umm
[20:34] something about
[20:34] umm
[20:34] ice caps
[20:34] or maybe... mountains
[20:34] or both
[20:34] in terms of like
[20:34] emo?
[20:34] yeah.

The Battle of Hearts and Spades

lololol

...

exercise in basic waveforms etc
effing late start

so thirsty

Step one: Don't do this at home

I wish I woulda been there, in 1776
I'd make those dirty redcoats suck my hairy dick
egte geegdth fgjyfkj suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

do you get it? oh look a bicycle

A bit uptight if you will. What do you call this shit. Stoner rock? I don't know. I guess in my case it's DRUNK ROCK. haha hahaha see what I did there?

Also, needs lyrics.

Sorry I am really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really rally really really really rally really really really really rrally really really realyly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realty really really really really really really really reallyu really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyrealy really really really really really really really really really really really realyll really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl drunk.

Starla stolh my feet.

How terribly embarrassing. We're GLAd we wasn't invited to your HOUSE OF FAILURE. (God face hurts). But we still have our dignity. And that's when that other guy was like, "Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Do you have any spares?" We told him no. We were lying. We were in no condition to drive. You could almost hear the sound the joke made as it flew over everyone else's heads. Screw those people anyway. Besides, it's not like we need their approval to continue being as awesome as we are. We still rule.

It is raining, just a few short weeks before the beginning of your 4th grade year of school. Your parents left you out in the car while they went into Van Winkle's to buy a cake for your neighbor friend's birthday Friday. You sit in the car with the windows down, while the nice cool breeze, the smell of wet sage brush, and the gentle sound of falling rain lulls you to sleep...

You dream of shopping for chicken and waffles.

Solomon Grundy (bear) sings the blues. NOW YOU WILL zombiedance zombiedance zombiedance zombiedance zombiedance zombiedance zombiedance zombiedie

the albuquerque WeatherPlus station plays the same 3 shitty songs over and over again. this is my ode to weather channel monotony. and also sweat because in houston that's what people do a lot it's kind of an in thing see they have this thing called humidity and i think it's like, moisture, in the air. dunno what that's about.

a great robot powered by a fragment of the heart of GOD itself descends from space to destroy all of tokyo! can you defeat it and send it back to the distant planet from whence it came? probably not, but here, have your own GOD powered robot.

Sounds like church music. From 150 years in the future. Or 150 years in the past. Either way, I hope you like bad notes. OH AND IN THE FUTURE PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER THAT SABBATH IS ACTUALLY SATURDAY AND NOT SUNDAY. JUST FYI.

one traitor. one piano. one take. one epic failure.

great band or the greatest band? some kind of floyd-esque space lounge.

some kind of crappy emo ambient crap

Page 1. Adventure begin! It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. If you wish to light a lamp, turn to page 149. If you wish to chew off your leg, turn to page 312.

Page 149. You lit the lamp! Suddenly, a giant squid cums on your face. Turn to page 96.

Page 96. You died of AIDS.

oh no my scruples have been stolen