Beware shoppers. You'll be leaving my store after you hear this lovely music 50 times in a row. But hey, we've got specials on cat food, so you BETTER FREAKIN' STAY AND SHOP.

Yeah, not quite the type of music I meant to go for, but hey, it was fun. Also, shop at my store, or you die. Thanks!

It is raining, just a few short weeks before the beginning of your 4th grade year of school. Your parents left you out in the car while they went into Van Winkle's to buy a cake for your neighbor friend's birthday Friday. You sit in the car with the windows down, while the nice cool breeze, the smell of wet sage brush, and the gentle sound of falling rain lulls you to sleep...

You dream of shopping for chicken and waffles.

Yeah, I suck. So what.

This is just what came to mind.

So, yeah. I just happened to be working on a song. It has nothing to do with shopping (although it might sort of fit a shopping center...). It actually has to do with weather in DC. But this is as far as this song got in that amount of time.

This actually came out better than I thought, but since I have like absolutely no mastering skills whatsoever, it's probably going to sound crappy. Yeah well, live and learn, right?

Oh, I thought you said "I'll pee". Aisle three is that way, sir...

Happy music for happy shoppers. Thank you and have a nice day.
Also, try our melons, they're better than your girlfriend's.