It's so lonely, although you're all over me.

Banana Republican Mannequin Battle

Our plastic protagonist likes his job modeling hipster douchebag clothes at the Banana Republic. He does not like it when the Hot Topic kids break in and steal his leg, forcing him to fight 'em off, wielding his anorexic lady-friend as a weapon. Too bad, Shep, you're rolling with a tough crowd. The MALL CROWD.

BAWHAWHAWHAWHAHWWAHWAEHeherherttgfg. That's all I got.

I got really sick last week and still haven't quite gotten back into singing and haven't practiced in weeks blah blah blah my voice sucks


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well who am i?
38-22-35
perfectly dressed, i'm always wearing the best
but don't look in my eyes

i can see
but i can only be
just the same fake smile every moment

i'm not even human
(i'm stuck in a window)
and i can't speak
(i'm stuck in a window)
i'm looking at you, now
(i'm stuck in a window)
but i can't breathe
i can't breathe

I got distracted and didn't have enough time to compo so HERE'S A FUNNY 8D

Don't vote for me, etc. :3 I'll make a good compo next time don't worry.

HERDJERDEN

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Just a mannequin dressed in the latest fasion
Not a care for nothin' just watchin the hustlin'
All the little ladies and the babies lookin'
To show them what threadz all be cookin'
Sittin' in the mall, see the cops on call
Playin' ball with the Bawls that make them fall
And when all the boys want the latest toys
They come lookin' at me cuz my threadz bring the noise

I'm a mannequin...

Don't play games and don't hang your head in shame
I saw you through the frame just lookin' at my fame
Foam is my skin and plastic is my blood
And I don't put on pudge from eatin' too much fudge
But look at it this way, if you want some BK
Then forget lookin' hot 'cause you're not
And you'll never... ever... have what I got

Cuz I'm a mannequin

I'm the guy who makes the ladies go WOOO
I'm the guy who makes the babies go GOOO
I'm the guy who makes the boys cry
When they see they can't be me fool
Don't you know I am a Mannequin

Uh... Uh... Uh.. Uh.... I'm mannequin

Cuz rapping over funk is always cool.

In this night time, there is no life.

First time trying this and I just so happen to do this while I'm sick. :c Please be gentle. I know I am not good at this and I rushed this. I know it's noticeable. But this was fun. Thank you for the opportunity.

Lyrics:

I watch walk on by
Faces a-glow
I wish that I could walk like you
Like you
But I'm just a mannequin
Aesthetically pleasing
Hip design
Fashion devine
You aspire what I wear
But I wish I could walk like you
Walk like you
Yes, I wish I could walk like you
walk like you
walk like you
I want to be just like you
I want to be you



Much love,

Akogare Zephyr (or AZ if you please)

Just a featureless man
on a plastic stand
Just a girl without a face
in a public
Feel free to grab my plastic tits
I'm Just a bust without a ship


I always see you shopping
as you slip away
and I'm a manaquin
your manaquin today

There I am looking regal
at American Eagle
and I was your pal
At aeropastal
BUt you don't want to touch me
Cause underneath I'm nothing
and I looked like crap
when was at the...Starbucks

Many a deal awaits you in the underworld marketplace...but beware--those seemingly harmless mannequins you see seem to have an eerie feel about them...

This song represents a dream that a manequin has after hours when the mall is closed, dreaming about what it would be like to be a human - thinking of breezy beaches, theme parks and hikes in the woods.

From the perspective of a mannequin in a goth/industrial store, I suppose. Started over 35 minutes in, first attempt at industrial.

Look at me, look at me, look at the clothes that I'm wearing
Look at the fashion that I set, look at my figure (so endearing!)
Take a peek, take a glance, at my perfect shirt and pants
Screaming "gimme gimme gimme" as your finality chant

Look at me, look at me, 'cause I'm looking back
Seeing you go through until you find the right size on the rack
Staring through the glass, examine my style, make sure it matches
What an embarrassment it would be if it were sold in batches

Look at me, look at me, I am posed so proudly
Quirk in my leg, one foot forward, as I'm smiling soundly
Arm in the air, smirk in my stare, I am a plastic picture
You could only hope to have my tapered, figure

Just staring at all those shoppers. Dressed in their wacky clothes, checking out what i'm wearing. They all wonder if i have underwear on. The answer is no. Manequeins don't need underpants.

It's pretty lonely...being only able to watch.

awww cute

just coz im on display
dosnt mean you should gawk
just coz my lips dont sway
dosnt mean i cant talk
just coz my close all fit
dosnt mean you should shove
just coz ive gotno bits
dosnt mean i cant love

i watch from windows on rotation
free of the need for ejaculation
im the perfect man, or so i thought
glancing out at the food court
retorts and giggles echo through
and bounce to our plastic crew
we remenise and compare notes
about whos tongues wed let down our throats
and we boast, there is no stopping us
even though we lack one asophogus
between us, but when you cant move
bragadocio is major entertainment dude
but im a romantic at heart, forgive the falicy
insinuating that the be blood pumpin round me
i want a consumer to call my own
instead ofleaving me naked, take me home!

chorus

time was, we could dream a dream
back when art deco was scene
we could be seen, in studios
watchin you write, inspiring prose
but now im aghast at the level of tact
is absent when you see a peen i lack
now whats the crack, i like to chit chat
ill hapilly hold the weight o your back back
i got a dozen points of articulation
and a dozen dozen reasons for frustration
the coffee girl, the jogging coach
the hottopic clerk, who smokes the roach
dont even care that im stood staring
more interested in what im wearing
which by the by, dosnt even matter
clothed or naked, ill take the latter
coz what you see is what you get
gosh, will anyone choose me yet?

All I do

The store is getting robbed by...some guy.

More practice/development for a soundtrack.
I know its not really fitting for the theme, but this is my work time. I must experiment.

I wish that I was like you...
With my friends~
And Hollister clothes~
To always look good for these hoes
Cuz women are shallow
And friends just desert
We're all gonna die
So we might as well flirt with
People whose names we'll forget
Before morning
Bedsheets that smell like
The sins we're avoiding
They won't find me, won't find me
Won't find me, won't find me
No they won't find me, won't find me
Won't find me, won't find me

Cuz I am a mannequin
And you are the clothes that I wear
Yeah, I am your mannequin
All I do's stand and stare

You won't find me, won't find me
Won't find me, won't find me
Cuz I am mannequin

*very rough*
Lyrics:
buy me buy me buy me I say without words
you know that
ooohh you love me
I'm surrounded by herds
brain washed by
the mass media invention baby
still my swagger it gets you crazy

I'm
a
man
ni
kin
and you know that you just got to have the
clothes
that
I'm
wearing
and then accessorize baby

no janx to speak of and I still make this look good
I'm dressed for the suburbs or a pimp walk in your hood
you spendin spendin spendin and you don't have a clue
that I'm scientifically designed to look better than you
take a look around the mall
with out the glitz it's just a hall
do want this hat or do you want that shawl
when your here you can have a ball
ladies ladies do you hear me call
don't make me beg don't make me crawl
hey get behind the yellow rope
you dope
and don't poke
cuz if you do then I might fall

buy me buy me buy me I say without words
you know that
ooohh you love me
I'm surrounded by herds
brain washed by
the mass media invention baby
still my swagger it gets you crazy

I'm
a
man
ni
kin
and you know that you just got to have the
clothes
that
I'm
wearing
and then accessorize baby

I'm a mannequin
I stand behind windexed glass
Watchin' as the people go past
Watchin' as the people go past
Watchin' as the people go past

Are you comin' or are you goin'
To my store, it's on this floor.
From tupperware to sex toys
It's all inside, come and get it.

Pots and pans, very shiny things
hearing aids, butt plugs
chinese fans, wedding rings
lemonaid, ugly uggz

I'm a mannequin
I stand behind windexed glass
Watchin' as the people go past
Watchin' as the people go past
Watchin' as the people go past

Are you comin' or are you goin'
To my store, it's on this floor.
Get your comic books, your telephones
your health insurance, your latex
While I'm Watchin' as the people go past.
Just uh Watchin' as the people go past
uh Watchin' as the people go past

Go past
Go past
Go past
Go past

I'm a mannequin

o.o

Living life in a frozen pose...