My participation today is off the topic.

I am changing my recording system, and I have some adaptation problems with DAW. I was always DAWLESS, but my multitrack died.

Next week everything goes back to normal. I guess.

ALL LOVE TO ALL BEINGS.

Another Day, Another Beattape.

Do i really need to say much?

There's ho place like gnome

beware when we roam

we'll sneak up behind you

crack open your dome

there's ho place like gnome

we'll enter your home

crawl up your pant leg

and give you our foam

pointy hats exploring your crotch

filthy beards getting you hot

tiny fingers all up inside

little legs take you on a ride

there's ho place like gnome

so get on your phone

call your friends over

and let if be known that

there's ho place like gnome

it's time for the bone

so spread those sweet ass-cheeks 

and feel how it's grown

pointy hats exploring your crotch

filthy beards getting you hot

tiny fingers all up inside

little legs take you on a ride

perverted gnomes stole my girlfriend

perverted gnomes took her away from me

perverted gnomes stole my girlfriend

perverted gnomes just like me

I read in the Wikipedia, that Gnomes tend to be quite interesting creatures that like to help humans so here's a try on making an orchestral composition for them

when i last moved house

my friends they came round

brought me a present

an ornamental gnome

to make me feel at home

at first i wasnt sure

about this fella by the door

but i grew to love him

left me feeling less alone

it was me and now the gnome

but one day when i opened up the door

my bearded friend wasnt sitting there no more

my gnome away from home

i wish you well wherever you roam

my gnome away from home

youll never be alone

Then i got a postcard

stamp from alaska

and on the front of it

there was my friend the gnome

eating a snow cone

then came another

stamp from down under

then one from vegas

paris and the azures

my gnome had gone on tour

my gnome away from home

i wish you well wherever you roam

my gnome away from home

youll never be alone

unknown i lay

beneath a bed

of undergrowth

i lie alone

and keep my treasure for myself

unknown I lie

to you my life

you'll never know

you'll never find me  

you'll never know