no vocals today, but this is just as good lmao

this might be one of the dumbest things i've ever put together

Sitting at home, I'm all alone, I need to learn something to fill my mind

And so I find a webinar, it's going live and I'm there just in time.

Going in, as it begins, I can't believe the sight before my eyes

It's not an expert, but an angel, because the sight I see is so divine

You're on the other side of the screen

Why does fate have to be so mean

You'll never know that I even exist

You just recite your words and your topics

You're on the other side of the screen

Just the nicest thing I've ever seen

And now I know what love at first sight is

But in the end, it's all just meaningless

Oh In the glow of the screenlight
Faces trapped in tiny frames
Echo voices through the silence
We're all here but not the same

Questions hanging in the air
Answers lost within the void
Connection fails to hold us close
Its the emptiness we can't avoid

Boh
And the questions with no replies

Hold on to the ether dream
In this fragile cyber stream
I see you afar
You are my fading star

Headphones cut the noise
But still a hollow voice
You're frail and shy
Lay still in endless sky

Boh
And the questions with no replies

Hold on to the ether dream
In this fragile cyber stream
I see you afar
You are my fading star

Headphones cut the noise
But still a hollow voice
You're frail and shy
Lay still in endless sky

My 2nd entry. I like this better than last week, although I had to have a couple of unscheduled breaks, so think of it more like a 1 hour 40 mins compo. Also I didn't really have time to EQ the cajon track properly, ideally I would make it a bit brighter

Oh

the things they have seen

when i left my camera on

in our meeting

they said

"Let's take a bio-break"

so it seemed like a good time

to masturbate

After that

we'll have a Q&A session

(please raise your hand)

but first I'll have to downplay

my watersports obsession

now i have to explain to a lady from HR

all the horrific images

those poor people saw

If you’re an unlucky soul in the rat race, 

There’ll always be something you gotta do..

You never know when you may need to put on a happy face,

Out of nowhere suddenly their calling you,

You think you’re safe, in your own room,

Your phone is off, they can’t reach you

Your laptop’s on, pants off too soon,

You couldn’t wait, you forgot about Zoom

Sooo, sorry to all the souls who were sharing the web space,

I never thought that I would ever be so true so true,

Cos know you your job is worth about as much as I can can ejaculate,

Cos on the clock with dick in hand is the only truth 

More DPCM shenanigans ^_^

A HIP HOP NUMBER GAAAH I AM SO LATE!!!!