Play strip poker at a family reunion
uncle tony marked the cards
and everyone's losing
mom should have followed her own advice
a clean pair of bloomers would have been nice
grandma lost her blouse
grandpa lost his pants
now is not a good time to sit in someone's lap
uncle tony's racking up a wardrobe of his own
will he give the clothing back
or will he take it home?
cousin edna's standing there in nothing but her thong
you want to grab her dimpled ass
but you know it's wrong
at the kiddy table things are downright illegal
and how the hell did someone win
the collar from your beagle?
playing strip poker at a family reunion
only one winner
but you're all losers
where'd you hide that ace?
you don't got no sleeves
there's a jack on the river
hard nipples on the queen
grandma lost her blouse
grandpa lost his pants
now is not a good time to sit in someone's lap
uncle tony's racking up a wardrobe of his own
will he give the clothing back
or will he take it home?
cousin edna's standing there in nothing but her thong
you want to grab her dimpled ass
but you know it's wrong
at the kiddy table things are downright illegal
and how the hell did someone win
the collar from your beagle?