My first 2hts ! I really wanna eat guac now..

Guacamole! Yasay! Guacamole! Yasay! Guacamole! Yasay! Guacamole! Yasay!

what would you like in your guac

would you like me

or do you want the guac in your nipples?

Have you tried it?  Unholy Guacamole

dark monks supplied it.  Unholy Guacamole

you can't hide it.  Unholy Guacamole

from those who decry it.  Unholy Guacamole

shove it down your hole

the sacred avocado

spread it on your toast

your mind becomes its host

have you seen it?  Unholy Guacamole

do you mean it?  Unholy Guacamole

you cannot clean it.  Unholy Guacamole

until they screen it.  Unholy Guacamole

shove it down your hole

the sacred avocado

spread it on your toast

your mind becomes its host

the world is done.  Unholy Guacamole

they blot the sun.  Unholy Guacamole

you've had your fun.  Unholy Guacamole

how green your come?  Unholy Guacamole

shove it down your hole

the sacred avocado

spread it on your toast

your mind becomes its host

Dont like my voice, therefore is far back, but here are the lyrics

As i run up your branches are falling

in the distance your sweet fruit is calling

to me

oh what could it mean

ohhhhhhh guacamole

ohhhh all just for me

i draw closer my thought all start wanderin

thinking of your smooth texture it's dawning on me

i'll make you so sweet

ohhhhhhh guacamole

ohhhh all just for me   

I wanted to add vocals, but i had some serious timing issues, which kind of annoyed me. This is the best result i can come up with. It's rather cute.

How many green sauces do you know?
Ones with which a lot of the flavours go?
And this ones my favourite by far,
Most commonly located next to a little salsa.

Guacamole, well you are the one and only, 
Its so lonely in my burrito with pinto beans,
So when you dont know what to make of that avocado.
Give it a smash and act like you are in Mehico.

Not even Tommy Lee Jones can save this terrible song

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