Ok so this is a rap, featuring bad TTS vocals, and a interesting beat. Sadly though time has made it difficult for me to write out the lyrics, unless i want to compromise on the upload, so i will do it later. But either way, it's a rap about a crocodile and a human, with an oldschoop hip hop break, some arps, a pad and a whole host of hip-hop goodness. Not 6 minutes because writing a TTS rap is hard as shit lol. Enjoy!

I was walking down the street, got a whole lot of shit to do
I'm trying to get on with my day, but before i knew
This big ass crocodile was standing in my way
Just all i need, a big ass reptile interfering with my day.
I said beat it punk, i have to do a lot of shopping.
And right now you being in the way is stopping
Me from doing all of my errands i have to do
From fixing my toilet covered in mould and mildew
And figuring out what's up with my light switch
So please move you annoying son of a bitch.
The crocodile clearly took offense to it.
And whooped me in the testicles, in a right fit.
i stat down crouched in immense pain.
Tossing and turning, it started to rain.
Maybe this is a lesson for everyone to see.

I got up and got angry.
Clearly this crocodile was cranky.
I put my fists out and said move.
But the croc clearly didn't approve
Of my saying that, because he pulled out a gun
I said what the fuck, i tried to run
But he outsmarted and cornered me
I'm toe to toe with a crocodile you see
I tried to bribe it with some good hard cash
But he caught my bullshit in a flash
I asked to please spare me nicely
I even said it politely and precisely
But the dude clearly had beef i can tell
The dude's face looks like he wants hell
I dropped my things and threw my fist
All the blood rushing to my wrist.
I yelled slurs and told him to piss off
He laughed and ripped my arm off
Holy shit i'm bleeding like crazy
Everything is becoming all hazy
This is a lesson for everyone to see
Don't fuck with a crocodile or you'll end up like me

see that glint in your eye

like a flash of instinct

wait for the bite to arrive

i'm bye bye bye like nsync 

as you eat me up

I hope it's what you needed

while I was trapped and stuck

my heart was never beating

eat up, I'm the least important

see us, no it's all distorted

call it what you will

I was safe on the hill

i'm another score just your trophy kill 

t’s the sludge of the swamp

It’s like my place took over

Let the eyes look around

Keep my sharp teeth free

In the realm of these bones there’s a hunter

In glint of an eye I’m a thriller

Though the maw is so sharp what’s the harm

Got just an eye on you

I’m just lying in wait

There’s no water’s that’s too dark and muddy

I’m just lying in wait

Watching the world turn upside down