Another techno track from me, this time featuring stabbed material, and two buildups and drops. It's also quite funky, emphasing more swing than a standard TVG track, and the vibe is somewhat futuristic in a way. Not what you might think of with the theme, but come on, Bidet is very specific haha. I like this, especially for 50 minutes of total producing time. It's kind of cool. Enjoy!

Amazing Week almost at 600 Y'all so much Love!!!! :-)))

S-YXG50 emulation (plus some extra FX)

Today will be a good day

I'm gonna wash all my troubles away

All it takes is a quick spray

from my under-seat mounted bidet.

In France & Italy in th 1800s

Experts in plumbing and in bathtubs.

Like a chamber pot or bourdaloue

this tiny toilet's got a fountain, too.

The modern apparatus fits under the seat

Front to back adjustable its really kinda neat

In the loo it helps clean your poo

Arnold Cohen got a patent in 1972

when I reach for the paper

and the roll is out to lunch

I'm screamin out in panic

will I be forever stuck?

hey what's this dial

can I touch this dial

must be the style now

has been for awhile

bidet bidet

she's here to stay

no need to pray

troubles gone away

tall talk like a rooster, how you yap so loud

the deal that we done made has never been so sour 

you strike a price and watch dollars turn to knives

it's in the way you walk -

isomettric, like the way the old folks talk about

how good things used to be

why can't they see through your careless lies?  

There's Men in quiet coats asking questions at your door.

They've been asking around the neighborhood, I'm wondering what for

what the hell you done now, boy?

What in the hell've you done?

Spray like a bidet, wash the crap away,

Keep your mess to yourself—keep it clean, keep it funny.

When your lips start flappin’, trouble’s inbound,

So keep my name out your mouth—let the water drown you ou t.