things are going great

on our first date

when i get you home

prepare for an explosion

i'm not out of line

and you're lookin' fine

when i get you home

prepare for an explosion

take off your clothes and lay on the bed

meaty shaft pointed straight at your head

sticky white goo an eruption that spews

exiting me

spilling onto you

i hope you don't don't

volume of some reknown

hope you have eye protection

swallow my explosion

let me get a towel

and a garden hose

hope you brought shampoo

bathe in my explosion

take off your clothes and lay on the bed

meaty shaft pointed straight at your head

sticky white goo an eruption that spews

exiting me

spilling onto you

protein spilling out of me

protein dripping onto you

...

take off your clothes and lay on the bed

meaty shaft pointed straight at your head

sticky white goo an eruption that spews

exiting me

spilling onto you

The title is not misleading as you might think. I'm literally in the middle of the grand final of the Euro's at the time of upload. The last match that could seek England the win, my home country. This also means i won't make it to the party, but i do wish you all the best of luck.

Those not English might not recognise the song, but it's been making airwaves as sort of the defacto English anthem. I made this cover, because i wanted to A, showcase why i won't make it, but also because it's a historic event for me.

Original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjY6k5aTgik

Just spreading some positivity. Hope you guys are doing ok! See you next sunday!