Did the vocals all in one shot off the top of my head. Yehaw!
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Now I'm going to tell you a story
Yeah, this happened to me, yeah, yeah, last week
I was sittin with my baby on the couch
watchin me some Nascar
and she looked at me and said
Jeb, we outa beer
and I said Oh Shit!
so, I got up and got my keys and head out the door
and I got in my truck
and I drove down the road
Liquor store was kind of far away
so I had to drive several miles down the country road
passed lots of cows and lots of horses and all that kind of shit
and I finally got to the liquor store and they were closed
and I oh no
I think, I think I'm kind of fucked
so I got back in my truck and road on back home
and I was worried about what my wife was going to say cuz we had no beer
And what I got home she looked at me and said where's the beer?
I said I aint got no beer cuz the liquor store's closed
then she got out her gun and shot me in the face
and I died
and I guess that's the end of the story cuz I'm dead
but some day it could happen to you
so make sure you have enough beer.