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Verse:

Blocking blasts, wooden shields

Tables, chairs all the things you

build with your hands

And I take it all and I take it all

Trees cut down

all the things that make you frown

when we couldn't find our own

way to be in this place

Chorus:

I know I made a promise

To the next of kin

He destroyed that building even when we were within

I know I made a choice

To bear it all and grin

He destroyed that building even when we were within 

It was all fine and dandy until one of them 'ere cow's decided to escape and run amok on my blasted farm.

It's like someone turned a sweet ol' house n' techno record into a speedy gabber song. Who would do such a darn thing.

An experiment in making a Reese bass

i'm getting bored

workin' this farm

need a distraction

an invention or such

animal husbandry

abusing technology

space age aphrodisiacs

in the feed

Stallion on cow! They'll make creepy babies

Stallion on cow! This milk tastes like glue

Stallion on cow! an unusual coupling

they don't seem to know what to do

The first time the horse

aimed for the anus

the second time

he aimed for the mouth

i got them turned 'round

lubed and excited

now let's turn the web cam on

Stallion on cow! They'll make creepy babies

Stallion on cow! This milk tastes like glue

Stallion on cow! an unusual coupling

now they seem to know what to do

i wouldn't call it romance

i wouldn't call it natural

i wouldn't call it moral

but it's not technically illegal (but it should be!)

Stallion on cow! They'll make creepy babies

Stallion on cow! This milk tastes like glue

Stallion on cow! an unusual coupling

now they're performing for you