it started with a couple of pictures and a ball of yarn. it ended with a smoking gun in my hand.

a stuffed monkey to keep her company

don't listen to this

Weird time signature, weird key, and I keyjazzed the lead in a single take, with only a slight cleanup of notes.

Glitch in the matrix? No, your mind is no longer comprehending reality.

You are suffocating. Please return to the lander module.

if'n it's grain it's a grass, and if'n it's grass it's green. this grass has greener.

oops you partied too long now the 90's (and your significant other) are gone.

I mean you're not helping. Why is that, Leon?

some audio from librivox

The last galaxy is in captivity. The peace is at the baby.

cats like cat mint, also known as cat nip.

it is dark u are likely to be eaten by a grue

One drumloop by me, other drumloop by Brian Burwell & Mint Potion Studios. Guitar loop, Piano loop by Mint Potion Studios. Vocals by Ben Nix Bradley & Mint Potion Studios. Songs sampled are "Come Correct" and "Fallin Far Away"

We're all reflections.

The woods whisper "come and play, come and stay," the children roam and don't come home, and that's how feyfolk are made.

Don't die Chrono!

We never use the F-word.

cha-ching! cha-ching! Magitek Salesman!

Your international call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try again.

this song was found underneath my oven covered in ashes and mouse presence sorry not sorry.

i don't know lol

A side salad instead of a gun in these times of urban commandos.

direct from 198X AD.

Welcome to the hall. The dance hall.

Joke entry. Please don't hurt me.

Theme and this entry were inspired by Rush's song "Xanadu" from the album A Farewell To Kings.

Lyrics:
Behold the cavern of ice
now you gotta think twice
before seeking paradise
there is no pleasure dome
now you're stuck
you're not going home
don't give a fuck about garden gnomes
there's no travelocity here
only an el-d-ritch fear
time has stopped for this man
and you thought you had a different plan

so now you think back to your youth
hog wild, bein uncouth
but you weren't down with the truth
Not gonna give death his due

but you should have never sought tales
now you eternally wail
escape will always fail
immortality is just another jail

I didn't really know what to do so I just made a few not-cohesive things in like 45 minutes

I am an idiot.

if there are blips/etc it's my upload being shitty! Will put in my dropbox whenever.

Lyrics:
It's not such a great thing
when your life fits on a chicken wing
Sometimes you can't believe
anything that's happening

I'd like to write the song correctly
but then I remember
Humpty Hump said sometimes he don't rhyme
on the classic doowutchyalike

even if it's not so good
I had fun making it for you!
Compo ThaSauce reigns supreme
hey, why are you still listening?

Feels like I'm wearing...
Nothing at all!
Nothing At All!!
NOTHING AT ALL!!!!

it is the beginning of a fantastic journey! Grab your swordbeam and let's go!

English, as She is Spoke.
vengaboys :]