slide it out of its pouch

hiding it from lover and spouse

glide it up while you lay on the couch

mind you wet it first with your mouth

because when it comes it comes glass

penetrating pussy and ass

if you come

you'll come last

assuming the double dong crystal dildo

gives you a chance

archaic relic from a primitive tribe

sold by Peruvian merchants who displayed it with pride

you know you had to have it when it caught your eye

just to feel its magic when you put it inside

because when it comes it comes glass

penetrating pussy and ass

if you come

you'll come last

assuming the double dong crystal dildo

gives you a chance

quartz in your cooch

quartz pushing in your poop

crystal magic enwidening you

quartz in your chooch

quartz pushing in your poop

crystal magic enwidening you

because when it comes it comes glass

penetrates pussy and ass

if you come

you'll come last

assuming the double dong crystal dildo

gives you a chance

Vital wavetables and patches got lost somehow, so I built some basic ones really quick :)

Percussion instruments were made with Synth1 during previous compos.

trying differnt equipment

one take for every thing i I played all the instruments and my wife sang the lyrics

I don't know what to explain, no time. But it samples a kids t.v show and is very swung....enjoy!