It's the best thing i've ever made. All the people in the world will line up to hear this track. I'll be in the papers, everybody will worship me. I HAVE MADE THE BEST THING EVER CREATED TO MAN. THAT'S IT, NOW WHERE'S MY GRAMMY!!

so bad im spoiled rotten

brought them cotton

wrought them files by the loom

im precious lean in closer

tell me i am not aloof

spin me up, take me to the counter

hike my skirts up high

i'll go down like the trashes juices

i am just that guy

i was a nasty nasty boy

now im a nasty nasty man

im a nasty entorologist

with a nasty science scam

here's my nasty nasty beat

for my nasty nasty wedding

to a nasty nasty broad

who loves to feed me her spaghetti

watch my meatballs roll

right off the plate 

watch my poor meatballs fall

into your face