Holy shit this was hard. I don't work this fast. :) Here's an outline for a Martial Arts / 80's movie-training-montage. Enjoy Daniel-San!

Feat. Bruce Lee

almost 2a03 (but with volume automation and tempo shifts ^^)

Made in one hour, too tired today to make something better, but I had fun anyway :-)

I was feeling a bit chromatic today

This is a Stravinsky cover if your not familiar. Taken from the Rite of Spring. Transcribed into electronica by me.

I have no clue why, but this is the best i could come up with. Then again, i was out all day, dealing with company, and so i was limited for time. Have fun at least!

Today's song is... weird? Couldn't get ready enough for a solo or a good composition, so I tried this and see how it goes.

A few samples there and there and a constant drum beat, eh let's see how this martial art fight goes

This is an adaptation of a poem by Marcus Valerius Martialis (Martial)

Book X:32 Marcus Antonius Primus

This portrait I deck with violets and roses,

do you ask whose face it is, Caedicianus?

Its Marcus Antonius Primus in his prime:

in this the old man sees his younger self.

If art could show his mind and character!

No picture in the world would show lovelier.

By the time I got to this it was masked behind a copyright claim for YouTube

Cribbed from some great piano players - will my livestream of this session get silenced?

This is a little bit of an absurd callout to when streamers play classical music legally on their streams, and then suddenly Twitch will mute the video and slap DMCA violation because their performance is too similar to some classical professional performer's recording owned by a record company.

MMA, UFC

what fighting style reigns surpreme

capoeira jeet kun do

or is it one that you don't know

Penis Fu is the deadliest martial art

slap 'em upside the head

or light 'em ablaze with your farts

strikers and grapplers

shaking with fearing

the unzipping of your pants

it's the last thing they hear

a blow to the head

or violate them instead

either way

your opponent winds up dead

Penis Fu is the deadliest martial art

slap 'em upside the head

or light 'em ablaze with your farts