Inspired by the music of A Place To Bury Strangers

A.K.A f*** snobs

He's got a real punchable face with an apathetic slant

hunchback cranky dude, ready to rant

and he says he's got the best champagne from california

cause all the stuff from france isn't good for his hernias

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Now the tv man says he wants to give him a break

so just talk about your drinks, and you'll have your cake

cause you can eat it, have it, eat it too,

please feed me some lines, i gotta catch a rendez-vous

Yeah

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And you say and you say and you say

It's simply the best (woo!)

And you say and you say "you wanna have a drink now, drink now

And you say And you say And you say

It's simply the best 

Champagne Champagne Champagne

YEAH!

Woo!

And he's grasping the bottle now

And he's grasping the bottle now

NOW!

CHAMPAGNE CHAMPAGNE CHAMPAGNE CHAMPAGNE (yea)

CHAMPAGNE CHAMPAGNE CHAMPAGNE CHAMPAGNE (woo)