i'm sorry darlin
THAT WE HAD TO MEAT
I adore your tenderness you gave away so openly
it's either fate or destined coincidence
THAT BROUGHT YOU HEAR TO ME
and I love yer smell girl you taste so SWEET
and there's a hunger, deep inside me,
and it's aweful hard to keep my tongue to myself
AT LEAST MY KNIFE STAYED SHEATHED
HAHAHA KEEP IT UP, KEEP IT KICKING, LONG AS YOU KEEP IT FUNNY DARLIN
i do mean well
AND I DO MEAN MEAN
and I'm just offering my services,
and my services come cheap
FOR JUST A KISS, AND A LITTLE LICK,
I'LL GLADLY TAKE OF YOUR PROBLEMS
just point one out, and I can promise
that by tonight, by the time you sleep
you'll wake up to find that all your problems ain't no more to be
they call me the marathon man
i can sit through a thousand sittings
of any show i can watch,
and i can watch them all
i tune out until im out of
touch
you can touch me if you can
in more ways than one i am a
long lasting
son of a gun
i keep going and going
until kingdom come
i am a
energizer bunny;
i'm the marathon man
Whispers to me the little truths
That hide you in your hovel
I can feel
the same icy cold hands that you do
Wrapped around my throat
at night I love to lie awake
And beat myself to unconsciousness
I worry that might be how youve spent some of your nights lately
Don't peel away what littles left
Of everywhere you've left your imprint
Innocence is much more hard to come by,
Than I think that you might realize....
Your skin still feels
Softer than cotton
Oh, sweet Innocence I know
You see things so sweetly, it hurts me so
To see your face fall down
When you look into your own eyes
Can you wear love around your throat
Like a shawl
And not a collar?
When you look at the girl in the mirror
What do you call her?
Call her innocent
some time
And see that you
Treat her right
Next time
so bad im spoiled rotten
brought them cotton
wrought them files by the loom
im precious lean in closer
tell me i am not aloof
spin me up, take me to the counter
hike my skirts up high
i'll go down like the trashes juices
i am just that guy
i was a nasty nasty boy
now im a nasty nasty man
im a nasty entorologist
with a nasty science scam
here's my nasty nasty beat
for my nasty nasty wedding
to a nasty nasty broad
who loves to feed me her spaghetti
watch my meatballs roll
right off the plate
watch my poor meatballs fall
into your face
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THESE ARE THINGS ? DO NOT LIKE
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posted in OHC908 on Mar 12, 2026no lyrics i dont make music
would you like to go to my pizza party?
we have fun and games!
it's the greatest game that's ever been played
when you and I were equals
now that I'm on top, the rivaly
has died, like in the sequel my wife
had to die
to provide me
with the catalyst
the reason to
push through again
to be
the best
of the best!
Missa cum jubilo
Cum Jubilo
- I can do it;
- I swear this doesnt happen to me often, it's a very normal process
- turgid like a snake rigid like a prostate
I swear this doesnt happen to me often,
it's a very normal process,
she might be the one
she doesn't mind it if I come fast
Et hoc finio Et sic relinquo Et hoc relinquo Nulla praesidia
- And this I end And thus I leave And this I leave No protections
we gather here today
to solemnly celebrate
the decapitation of a monster
we gather here today
with patience, love, and grace
Lets
Write the melody
to the eulogy for the human race
Make sure you write it with tact,
and grace,
you know our species is sensitive
maybe it's part of a trilogy?
my father;
the sun.
the moon;
my mother;
the earth
my other mother, gays can get married now
isn't that quaint?
maybe it's true, love will find a way
What will a man do to be free? What will a woman do to defend her family? What will a child do to avenge their parents? What will a lover do for a lover?
At eleven fiftyseven
The alarm had gone off
They've armed all their bombs
And the atomic shelters opened
At eleven fiftyseven
The Idaho dam breached
There were 11 casualties
And some of them were mothers
At 11:57 we begin the midnight moment
And for three minutes the whole world can
Crash down
And at midnight we come alive again,
It's a fresh new start! It's the turning over of time
And by my construction, and your avid recollection
at 1157 on new years eve
you and i broke up
then got back together at 12 01
i feel a stu stu stu stuttering in my heart
i worried it might stumble out of my chest!
my starter piston just fired
that's just my stuttering
i hear a mut mut muttering in my sleep
reminding me where I need to go next
and it's never been here,
i've just been to scared to stand
because I don't really want to get shot in the head
do you ever wonder what it's like to be
two birds in love?
i sometimes lie to myself
and I want to know what it's like
to be one of those birds
with you
do you ever wonder what your life could be?
if you got out of your coffin,
and jumped into my car?
let's become stastics on bird flu
Down here where I live
Is it always the countryside
I like to be left alone
Til the government took my house away
I bled on this property
Worked with these sore bones
So what about your manifest destiny?
How's that help me when I have no home?
what do i know about taxes?
not too much,
i must admit
but I might know a little bit, if you ask us
I don't much like taxes
I just paid all of mine,
I cleared up all my fines
and my wanted poster's not up no more
in walmart
I saw a scribe
and he was writing down the names of all
that little's ones that went missing
I have to say,
and I must admit,
that even parents have to pay the world
their taxes
what do i know about dying? not too much,
I must confide but I might have
stepped inside a little bit too early tonight
"I don't much like to die", so I kept my breath,
I cheated death and the reaper; now i don't fear them anymore.
I have to say,
and I must admit
that even the rulers have to pay the dirt their taxes
i dont want to hear you in the mirror baby
Hey Denise,
How's your night? Are you ready to go home?
So am I, since I walked in and saw everything
I remembered was here
like attitude
Hey Charlene, what's the news?
How was your night? I see that look that's in your eye
what's a lie to a liar
it takes one to know one and I know everyone here
every day
in my cage
I run a rat race
pinky and
i'm the brain,
which one's the smart one
and which one is
the one that's insane?
is it crazy to do the same thing
every day?
Fl studio mobile practice
im barely in there maybe??????? sorry this is so bad
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell DNA is what decided my wife If violence is the spice of life Guess what I'm feeling spicy tonight
tall talk like a rooster, how you yap so loud
the deal that we done made has never been so sour
you strike a price and watch dollars turn to knives
it's in the way you walk -
isomettric, like the way the old folks talk about
how good things used to be
why can't they see through your careless lies?
There's Men in quiet coats asking questions at your door.
They've been asking around the neighborhood, I'm wondering what for
what the hell you done now, boy?
What in the hell've you done?
Spray like a bidet, wash the crap away,
Keep your mess to yourself—keep it clean, keep it funny.
When your lips start flappin’, trouble’s inbound,
So keep my name out your mouth—let the water drown you ou t.
You know that ain't nothing Jack
Wow I think my brain just died
when I heard the things you had to say
I Must have done a double take
I think, I might've broken my neck when
My head swung back, but I just had to look away
I forgot where I was at
you can't take your words back
You know that you ain't nothing Jack
I'm wildflower growing with tobacco
i've tried
to forget your asbestos face
But your stupid mind left mine
All tangled up and tarnished
like a bunch of copper wire
---
I buried my dream girl! I married my dream girl!
Which one of the statements is actually fact?
Can you ever even tell if I am being facetious?
am I joking, am I serious, am I making you mad?
am I actually an alien who came here from pluto
just to see if I could get in line for ruining your life
are you just another human, or are you secretly special,
are you even really trying to keep any of the things that you have?
you've got a lot of stuff to lose, but nothings good where your aim is
I don't think you're a straight-shooter if you don't own a gun
if your arm is like a slingshot, my brain's like a computer
i'm a mobile commuter, i'm a septic tank dad!!
oh so you're mad now? well I'm mad too
let's be mad together, the sound is in the air
we're like tangos and like bongos, we do go well in pairs
i tried a little ice cream in the back of your pickuptruck
you tried to tell me nicely i was not fine in the front seat
Here I am!
You must've missed me, I can tell by how you're looking past me
when we were talking
I hear people do that sometimes,
talk a lot, I mean. i'm always curious
but it seems a lot of the times
loud silence surrounds
at least that is how seems - to me
But, i'm not sorry for the observation
and I can see when I'm not welcome
so don't apologize idly
i can see in three dee
that's three dimensions
are you multidimnesional like me?
because it - seems to me i'm a minion
to the most descpicable
and invisible me
you thought that you could step me?
you must not be thinking clean
i'll clean your clock your calling a face
and that apostrophe you said you'd thought you'd seen
i'll put it right between
either your eyes, or your stomach
i'll turn into woodie guthrie
let's dance, muddafukka
what da fucka you doin
i'll scramble your eggs and turn your scrotum into ovaries
and gloat over your body
and i'll crush you up
into tiny pieces of dust
you thought you could see me
don't leave me
i'm khaleesi, a demon
i'm an ancient skinwalker, i am neeman marcus
i am semen incarnate, i shoot my shot when I'm hungry
i come when i get excited and now I'm all over your eyelids
you think you're smart but you're hiding,
you think i'm dumb, but i'm lying
i wasn't born a messiah; i just grew to a giant
i am dave, you're goliath, and I have more rhymes I'm writing
this song was only the pilot,
the next seasons coming coming to streaming
see it on hulu or my house
the man said funk!
AND MY SINKS FULL OF DISHES
AND I SING WITH THE FISHES
THEYRE SWIMMING DOWN MY DRAIN NOW
BUT THE MAN SAID FUNK
i speak to you
you speak to me
yo hable englais?
no comprende, dios mio!
i speak french
parle vou un francais?
non non, i mean
i cuss worse than than marsupial bar flayer
i see you must have no idea
that all you're doing is
stirring shit up like diahreeah
i see the prices inside of the hidden
acronym; like it's costco, or the bev mo of the east coast
i'm so full of poison that's flamable you can
call me ten toes up in the wind
i spin suits, i see two like i'm lizzy macguire
i push shoots up quick like, like bamboo
i spin suits, and I see two
maybe i'm lizzy macguire!
I just need my own theme song to make
all my accidents alright
it's all part of the plot
we explain it every night
in an e
The Fundamental Elements of Society
Money, Power, Loathing
I possess all three of these
in equal distribution somwhere inside of me
And from my treetop home I watch the flooded streets breathe
i'm coming apart at every single seam
help me to reconcile inconsistency
help me help me!
I don't think people like me should breed:
the landlords of my home
say 'pay $200 and don't pass go'
slowly I am coming undone
the only three things that I need the most of:
time, love, and consistency
The United Republic of Dave
is a privately owned
multi-denominational entity of corporate persuasion
if you want to get on the board persuade me to be me,
but actually see me
on the eve of midnight they laid me out on all fives
do you like what you see?
princess sashimi
all you can eat alive buffet
isn't it great?!
you didn't suspect what I haven't got yet
Bachelor for life!
or maybe just half-life
Focus on what to do different the next time
and the next time, and the next time after that
Man I felt bad
For being impatient
it dont hurt
half as much as the paper cut princess
I got when I read what you wrote
to me in a teeny little letter
digitally
I've never felt such excite-ment
as when I knew that my plan went well
you've been erased from my life
or maybe just halflife
but not from my mind
I keep a room just for you to take care of your
innocent child
And isn't it suspect
what I haven't got yet
but it don't hurt even half as much
as the papercut
Pumpkin please, don't mistake me
for turnip greens
we're two peas in a pod, you and I
so I'll see you next
life
Possible volume warning))
I'm becoming something greater
It's Metamorphose baby
Like oil separating
From water, and blood
I become one with the soil
believe me or delete me - but i swear, to both our gods....
meh
hypothetically, the distance between you and me is all an illusion
and althought we're the only two alone here
we've been connected since the start of time
so if I said
I think
you've been the most beautiful thing
since the invention of beauty
could I hold you against me?
experientally I've had a rough day
bullet to the temple
gun to my head,
I'd choose tomorrow in a heartbeat
But, What about you?
What would you like to do today?
Here I am, everything you see here
I've got good qualities
they don't outshine the old ones
but I'm building new bridges everyday
I saw you in the doorway last night
and you invited me in;
i could tell you needed something too
but i always knew
you are just my imagination
hoping to create new bridges made of energy
to link between
me and you
time is an illusion;
you've always been mine
and ive always belonged to you
i didnt have time to finish, family emergency!
our eyes met and i knew it
in that moment
i was an old man now
because when i see you, i see a child acting out
i find my eyes are wandering wh enever i go outside
they must be looking for the one, now
if i'm inside, but you're out, can i spin a better story
when you're in then I pull out, you can't trick me into surrender
if I'm in when you're out, this was never really teamwork
I don't need to turn you inside out if I have to pay for sex
there's more ways to pay than money
This was supposed to be a rock song conceptually and I went down a different street and ended up in another country
i shine by nightlight, who am i?
i glitter like gold, im by the stopsign
im being pulled
over yonder theres a krispy creme sign
to smash my head on
red eye flight and every passenger is learning to sign
theyre saying i loved the last one
i passed on that bastard
i think ill die alone
everything that glitters isnt bold
but me? i shiver like gold
i'm g-g-glittering
is it the worst thing to see my life
through, alone?
does the glittery gold still shine if no ones around to worship false idols,
or do they need polish to show their worth?
Whenever im reminded of someone who's died
I just remind myself of every time
I ever felt bad about myself
And I stay lost in my feelings
And I start looking around
I'm taking a new inventory of
Every skill that I possess now
I'm emptying out my attic
And now I'm doing a yard sale,
Won't someone come please
buy you off?
I need someone to take you
Off my hands
I can't keep doing this with you,
We're always going back and forth again
How sad to say you are my only friend.
But I would rather be alone
Than to be in bad company
I'd rather sing this sing-along with myself
Than have to hear you go off key
this is where i was raised
this is where my head rests
this is where i'll die
god willing, rest my soul
this is where my heart is
this is where the fun is at
the reason why i'll die here
god willing, bless my soul
FUCK YEAH, AMERICA
HOME OF THE FUCKING KKK
GOD BLESS AMERICA
MAY IT SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH
AND THEN ON YOUR GRAVE
I climb the mountain I rolled the dice and I took my shot and hit my target I killed JFK
this might not work lol
After careful consideration of all that you've done for us
We've made the difficult decision to extricate ourselfs
in laymens terms:
THERE'S NO LONGER A PLACE FOR US HERE IN YOUR HOME
Boy, I love the game, I just hate the way you play
Girl, I'm so amazed that you could raze ROME in a day
That was a masterstroke
Of genius; I'm saying I get brain
I've got 1234467 different
flavors of anachronism
pretty in a bow
taking turns for tennerite, i'm ancient god apostle
burn the naszca lines as tattoos to your throat
and you will know us by the dead we leave behind
you will know me by my first name
and you'll fake switch for son of sam when you whisper your affection
so swing the peace pipe low
so smoke 'em peace pipe
yeah I said it, iunno
shiver me timbers, i've run amuck
and I've lost myself
i've saved a sliver of what's left of
i put it in a lock box
i stored it in a well protected bank
where they once sold slaves
so I know that I can trust them
wouldn't you trust the hand that feeds you?
we write documentary films to while away hours of the day
i only record everything to document it
don't you trust me and my 20 dollar HDR mic?
Did I shatter her trust last night? i know one way to shut her up
did i go to college/ just to watch\\ the LA horizon
colored lights like optic cables
here in my car across, from you, I feel the safest
but disastisfaction's still on my tongue
I just need a little taste
then I'm off the stuff for good
are all my habits so disgusting as this one?
you didn't seem to mind the last time I warmed you up
got you innervated
if this last time is the last one
I'm gonna
i'll soak all of you up, like i'm a sponge //
in-toxicated; oh the ways you've got me drunk
on your taste and smell and your touch, let me clean you up,
I need to keep some of you within me
If you are what you eat, and you eat well\ despite our circumstances,
what about my drinking habits???
hahaha
i wanted a drone too but i couldnt find it
Somewhere in the trees you'll find me chewing glass
Smoking sweet trees somewhere underneath the bubble green sea
Threw this together in band camp. 5/10 effort imo
im so well adjusted
look me in the eyes and see how well adjusted i am
doesnt every breath i breathe scream confidence?
i couldnt listen back first apologies to your ears
--
need a clear vision next time. still was fun
Christopher Reeves called me from the afterlife to say I could
posted in 2HTS538 on Jul 21, 2024lol
i see the look in your eyes
and it's intoxicating
i could stay drunk on you all day
you make me scream in your face;
did you mean to make me,
so mad it hurts? it's just your way of saying hello
I'm always saying goodbye
because I'm always changing
I'll never stay in one place
there's an old addage I find
that I am often saying:
I like my women like my coffee
hot and sweet
welcome to my planet
would you like to buy a membership?
caution: contents flammable
You know there was a story I told one time
about the living dead
it was my turn to tell tale, and I based it on myself.
There was a feeling from my party that I took another way,
if it's alright for me to say
I'm finished for today
I came from a box
i came in a box
Who's that cat in the box?
Did oit come out to play?
i was birthed from a box;
is that alright to say?
I'm am the greatest inventionmade since the box,
I'm good for putting stuff in
I'm got so much stuff that I have put away
Seal you up in a memory,
so that you'll never age in time
Eerie Indiana, Preserved in memory, a partner in time
Is that alright to say?
Shut up blockhead,
stop doing stupid stuff
be great like me!
wear boxer briefs!
(2hr 15 min)
my brother g.o.d. on bass (hopefully i didnt drown it out)
I did the best that i could lol
every instrument is first take im sorry :(
Haha
Don't believe me
i am your angel of darkness
i have been born inside
eternity
i bring the tides
and the currents of time
and ride with every eddy and stream
ALL MY NIGHTMARES SCREAMING FOR RELEASE
I'm your messiah, do you know how to read?
Hey, Here's my book
You can buy it
Have a look, read inside it
ALL YOU DESIRE WILL NEVER BE
all because you listened to me
Still learning to use REAPER. Not sure what kind of genre this is, I was going for billy joel when I started LOL
blessed and highly favored
famous last words;
every action's reaction builds traction towards
inhale the good, out with the bad
wax on wax off
chase the hit with vodka
it's a ripple effect;
cause and causation
interpolation of the new exercises
show me the new way
can you read me in a new way?
do I have to slip on the mask
and show you what can hide on the inside?
you itch my back, i itch yours
you're only a tick until i burn you
drown you
melt you down to your base parts
we could become amalgamation just
lift the sheets before you fart
forgive me your ears if this still didnt export right...
>>
I want to have a moment together
I really like to see you together
I'm honestly not bothered by the weather outside
I don't need to see around me
And if I do I've got a flashlight
With led
The way you move it's like a
The way you move it's like a beautiful
Dance for two
I love to be a part from you
The tonal characteristics of your voice
You make some gorgeous noise
And when I see your shoes come flying off I know it's on
Between me and you and you
I want to have a moment together
I really like to see you together whenever
I'm honestly not bothered by the weather outside
It's not really raindrops on my eyes
I'm crying for you
I follow you by match light
I know every place you move
I like to dream I'm as light as the wall supporting you
I've never seen a body twist and bend the way you do
That's the promise that you made
The bands that find you
The darkness binds you
I don't get Jungle just yet. This is a song about changing like a phoenix.
I love like a barbarian
Because I am a barbarian
You're Conan's Joan of arc
And if I could be your DeAngelo I'd be
Like jack and Jill went down in infamy in the offices;
Ah, the Office!
Oh summer spell, come cast me a twenty.
Good morning mother
i had my guitar nearby so i did a thing. gemini and claud helped with lyrics
Verse 1:
Built up bigger than bricks to hide you in
I seed trees to grow my legacy
Tiny treasure held within,
A mighty oak will soon be born from
This acorn, so small and so slight,
It holds the future inside
I hear you crunching the time until the stopwatch chimes,
Should I surrender or am I alone in this?
Verse 2:
Squirrels and robins gather round,
Their secrets hidden under ground.
They know the strength these seeds possess,
We're strong when we're quiet.
CHORUS:
Watch me watching the trees breathe,
I smell like copper and ivory
I need some time to get myself figured out
I'm so sorry I'm sorry
I wish THAT I'd watched you die - I wish I'd left you there lying on the ground
I wish THAT I could make your voice leaf me
I wish THAT I had left you deleted
from my mind
I want to tear you apart
Verse 3:
The acorn rests heavy in my palm
A reminder that growth can emerge from calm
Though rage and grief wage war inside me
The quiet strength of nature shall be my guide
I envision a towering oak's embrace
Its roots grounding me to this time and place
To nurture the seed I must tend the soil
Of my weathered soul with patience, not toil
Outro:
The acorn, small and slight,
Once held a future, burning bright.
And as its branches touch the sky,
One day, like the oak, I'll learn to rise above it all.
i go where i want, if you want to come along
i dont go outside when its raining
alt title; eating myself out
45 minutes
didnt have time to make any real music so experimented instead.
i like to wander around sometimes
i go in circles around the block
like theyre preparing me for something
i like to wander around sometimes
i go around and around in circles
kind of like theyre preparing me for something
I like to wander around sometimes.
Circles around the block,
Like they're not leading me anywhere.
I like to wander around sometimes...
Going around and around in circles,
Kind of like there's no point to it all.
give me a reason to say **** **
I dont really know how to play guitar honestly
Mr. Sforzando: From Bellows to Brains
Once a master of metal and flame, Mr. Sforzando traded his blacksmith's hammer for a tinkerer's toolbox after his fiery passion waned. Now, his workshop hums with the whir of gears and the crackle of electricity, not the clang of forge and anvil. Age may have etched lines on his face, but his eyes still sparkle with the ingenuity of a man who can coax miracles from scrap.
i think this is a song? probably anyway
hear that buzz in the air?
ELECTRICITY
any time I see your hair stand up
My heart stands up on end!!
Not because I'm scared of light,
I only want to be your friend!!
I light up with life like the light inside me got electrified
You're electrifying
will you be my friend?
Switch me on, baby girl,
You don't have to break my light,
don't need to leave me in the dark again :(
I see through translucent white
Casper Kasperov
Light my life up and I'll turn you on
I'll twist you like a
lightbulb
I've been trying to learn compression and guitar VSTs, so this was mostly an experiment. Arranged the drums first and then jammed all the instrumentals as a bit of practice, because I almost always just click-arrange things. This was really hard to get done! The bass is rough because I didn't have time to plug my amp into the computer, so I recorded my amp with my AT2020 mic. Hopefully it's not super out of balance and no one goes deaf like I am now.
I wanted to try doing boom bap. I dont know what I made.
hurry and upload
This was supposed to be a folk rock song or something originally, but I decided to make my brother figure it out with me and it went great, as you can hear. I've never made a ska song in my life, so this was interesting. He played the bass, but I woke him up and made him do it half awake because I used all of my time very well.
I knew what life would be, I just didn't think it could happen to me
Now I'm looking for something more
I hate all of this;
Impossible waiting for something i wont see
Withering slowly like a desert flower
The itch i cant scratch at the back of neck
Staring expectantly
Those Give me what i came for eyes
Those lies that cut me deep
Don't talk to me about love please
Your mouth is full of straw
(You're a scarecrow)
how can you still go on?
Purposefully
When the fields burn down will you leave please
im so late im so late im so late
Hi there little boys and girls! Today we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels!
i'm feeling gold tonight