Gave up on theme. Here's 5 minutes of random jamming. Discuss.

...yeah, the title is kind of debeatable

Little is known about the legendary demigod of package protection, policing parcel pilferers and protecting porches planet-wide.
This is one of the few stories that remain of Amazonio's heroics.

Shit, dropped it

Even supervillains need brain fuel.

...I think we're doing it wrong

We hear song. Inspire drum loop go. Oog...

a whale of a tale, for shale

Don't fall behind

Might as well dance

Sometimes artistic vision differs. Here's all the ideas that only half of us liked.

The worse the secret, the more it drives you mad trying to keep it.