My name is Horace

I'm chillin' in the forest

right here before us

I sleep inside this log that's pourous

Horace

This is a music from Doge Father fight from my favorite game for Super 16 video system: Earth Friends.

These fairies get weirder and weirder, the deeper into their wood you go.

Legend has it, when it stood, this house once knew two chords, for two minutes.

I was trying to do a thing with Ovox and--wouldn't you know it--came up against the timer. So--yeah!

Oh shit hello

Oh shit! Waddup?

Don't talk to me or my sun, ever again.

Wark que que que wark wark wark que wark

It was supposed to be about honey, but it was about compo.

This is a compo track.

I am not Simon Viklund.

Chrono Dude.

Bounding over the horizon, what's that? A man-sized, anthropomorphic cock, walking on its balls!

"Yes, son, it's walking on the balls of its feet!" your father drolly intones, before returning to his newspaper and pipe.

Probably a Mega Man villain. He was in the beta.

The shopkeep breaks out his monophonic organ, and by that I mean his penis.

Look up at Planet Fuck Ocean! You can see a dolphin masturbating with a dead fish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U

Keygen music.

I wrote this. Probably.

It's a secret to everybody.

It's more likely than you might think.

This is the kind of club you go to when you're wearing a red shirt.

Title screen music for an NES wrestling game. If you don't hit start after 30 seconds, it starts displaying character bios.

Lady. Ladybug. Baby. Baby thug. Thug love.

He won because he was cocksure. *rimshot*

Even if you got the bad ending, you still beat the game.

Perish! No one beats Level Nine.

One screen. One boat. What smells like burning plastic?

Featuring things I have in my room.

I hate everything.

They call me the street sweeper. I'm gonna keep you so clean.

This is probably the worst compo entry I have ever made.

Just a featureless man
on a plastic stand
Just a girl without a face
in a public
Feel free to grab my plastic tits
I'm Just a bust without a ship


I always see you shopping
as you slip away
and I'm a manaquin
your manaquin today

There I am looking regal
at American Eagle
and I was your pal
At aeropastal
BUt you don't want to touch me
Cause underneath I'm nothing
and I looked like crap
when was at the...Starbucks

Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck everybody.

We're all fuckin' fighting!

Father turns the gears that spinning weave their trade

Gasoline's been in our blood since bygone days

Robots deftly spin the wires into cars

Mom and sister gone to visiting the stars

Whoa factory
Metal bone and alchemy
Whoa factory
Motor in our hearts

Lost a shipment on the bridge, late last June

We'll be goners if we don't make quota soon.

I was the playmate of a girl when I was ten.

I've been a lowly metal merchant, though, since then.

Whoa factory
Not much human left in me
Whoa factory
Motor in our hearts

Sweet little heart-breaker
You call the shots
You bust the heads
I'll clean the pots

Make-up and mason jars
All in a row
You take it fast
You let me know

All fall down
Get behind the dance floor cause I
I hear she's coming round

it's too late now
Looks like you're in for it, pal.

She's got the stare
She's got it here
From across the room
lays opponents bare

Ebony eyes
Orange Autumn hair
She's got the look
she's got the stare

Come on in and tell me how you're doing.

We're all so glad to meet you.

Let us make you comfortable. Everyone's here to please you.

You're the only girl at the fourty-man gang-band, and we're all so excited to meet you.

We've been saving up for you.

And you're gonna get a special treat.

We think you'll think it's neat.

Cause you're the rarist of elements.

Girl, you are heaven sent.

You fulfil our adolescent fantasy compliments of being, heaven sent.

Girl, you get really bent over and over and over with many gents.

Let me get you something to drink now. And I really hope you dig it.

Everyone is eager to get with you. Everyone's gonna frig it,

you midget.

You're the only girl at the fourty-man gang-band, and we're all so excited to meet you.

Everyone line up!

We are about to give you.

Deep-seeded man issues.

Ben Gibbard is driving a big rig; he needs to deliver important medicines to Owl City.

Took a walk down to Clemson Park
Hot damn! It was awful dark.
I tripped and fell into a hole.

Never thought it'd take so long
To hit the pond of a frozen pond
Never saw the last episode
And now I just won't know

Cause I'm falling
falling
falling
Never saw the last episode
of Yu-Gi-Oh I missed

When I'm falling
falling
falling
Into an Abyss
Into an infinite Abyss

Never understood the science hard
But he was probably gonna use a trap card
That White Eyes Dragon, it could have been his.

What's the deal with thi white-haired kid?
Is my hair going white like his?
Am I gonna just turn to blood,
and rocks and mud and stone?

Cause I'm falling
falling
falling
Never saw the last episode
of Yu-Gi-Oh I missed

When I'm falling
falling
falling
Into an Abyss

I do.

OK, so Skullcracker is pretty mad because Blastmaker ruined his village all up, but Blastmaker is pissed because Skullcracker fucked up his master plan.

Happy 50th, OHC!

Feather step so easy
barely touch the floor
her mind is so busy
This party's such a bore

Her body is a temple
That I would like to pound
And when I'm in her temple
I'm on sacred ground

Less of a whore
More of a trick
Less of a bore
It's making me sick

Less of a fun
more of a temple
temple

Vagina temple
You're my vagina temple

You're mine

Only you can brave form great evil danger.

We are so fucking lost, bro. :(